boys will be boys IS reading poetry in a cave with your besties
boys will be boys IS NOT kissing a girl who is drunk and asleep
one day keating walks in on the charlie and pitts holding todds legs and neil and cameron holding his arms swinging him, preparing to throw him as meeks and knox chant “chemistry” over and over while holding candles
and todds just there like -_- as his friends prepare to throw him into a pile of pillows, blankets, and papers
and keating is like: what the fuck are you guys doing
and they all simultaneously say “sacrificing todd to our chemistry homework so we pass the test”
and keating is like: what the actual fuck
and todd gives him a little wave and then they throw him
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i’ve been thinking about this since i watched the movie for the first time legit
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Will: I can hear him, feel him…
Mike: is he… is he saying anything now?
Vecna: personally, luv, I wouldn’t waste time on him. That outfit he came in was atrocious and you know it. He wore her favorite colors and didn’t even offer you a handshake or anything? Dearie? Do better you deserve much more than that. Anyway your mom friend is gay and my new puppet boy is madly in love with him. Steve ain’t it? A beauty that one.
Will:… I don’t.. I don’t feel comfortable saying everything. But he judged my life choices..
there's a lizard in my room and my mom won't chase it out :((( this an absolute nightmare
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen is from Richard Papen's pov. No one can change my mind.
ive been using my ipad for 5 years and its in a deplorable state. recently i managed to make a bloody hole in it (its still working idk how) so i decided to fix it by putting a pretty washi tape over it
fuck board exams
If henry winter doesn’t have to take the SATs because it doesn’t fit his aesthetic then neither should I 😕
a blog: *follows me*
me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…