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what if i made a fullmetal alchemist mention sorta blog, like @/teto-spotted

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Writers Struggle

Don't you hate it when you have a really cool story idea and you start a draft of the story in your notebook but your handwriting is so bad that your phone cant read your writing so when you copy it from the image and paste it into a doc, its going to come out as sheer gibberish?

Me: I dont have a biased towards any character

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im doing:

Sausage S2

Gem S1

Shubble S1 and S2

Scott S1 and S2

Lizzis S1 (Possibly 2)

ect

Got the idea from “50 ways to explain a suit of armor, by Alphonse Elric” by Kastaborous on AO3 in which it describes Ed Binding Als Soul to the Armor as: “God tried to keep me (Al) but Brother (Ed) said “fuck that”.

Clean Versions and 2003 Versions below cut

Brotherhood Clean Variants

2003 Version and Clean Variants

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(This is arguably one of my favorite tumblr posts now)

So I've started to watch Fullmetal Alchemist '03. I watched up to the fifth lab arc years ago, but I forgot most of it. My brother also wanted to join me so here's our remarks from the first two episodes:

He was completely confused by the opening sequence where they transmute their mom. He thought it was Alphonse and they were making, quote, 'A spider creature. I don't know why they're upset they did well'

Alphonse got evaporated?

He was VERY confused about why Al was suddenly in armor and 6 feet tall

"Why is he so tall but sounds like a toddler"

We looked up the voice actor and I'm pretty sure he was indeed 11 when recording

He freaked out when Alphonse fixed the radio because he thought it would make a 'radio spider'

Every time Lust appeared I would say AWOOGA and he looked at me with disgust. Bro does not support women /j

When Ed starts his 'science is better than religion' speech he was confused again because they literally did spider magic

Cornello: revives bird. Brother: that's not a bird that's a spider now

Cornello at some point yells "YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BOYS" and we repeated that way too much

Ed: my arm is metal :(. Brother: wow he looks quite miserable. And little. Like a miserable little boy, maybe

Bird-Cain looks like a q-tip. alternatively, he's a spider now.

The only thing my brother knows about this show is that there's a sad chimera that people joke about. Because he knows nothing else, he though Tucker was the Elric's dad. I almost cried.

Brother: if Ed can turn his arm into a sword, why not turn it into a gun? Or if he takes propane with him he could make a flamethrower.

Me, laughing at the mental image of Ed approaching Mustang with a flamethrower arm: oh n o

He doesn't quite get the whole equivalent exchange thing so when kid Ed and Al were showing their mom the metal dog things they made he kept asking what body part they sacrificed to make it.

Thus: toemutation.

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Ed: Rose, you have to stand on your own two legs.

Brother: Yeah I've only got one you ungrateful bastard

Meanwhile,

Orion and Gustav living their best lives