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favourite time of the month is when i notice things going wrong with my body and then the next day i get my period and i’m like ah yes that’s why i’m aching

did we ever figure out why he appeared huge? Was he legit on a step stool?

I would like to share my new kitty

Meet Gus, He commits acts of violence

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WOULD/WILL JEREMY WEAR A BRIDES DRESS AT HIS WEDDING? I NEED TO KNOW FOR…..SCIENCE

yall disappoint me,

its always ✨Its Barricade Day✨

But YOU FOOLS

YOU ABSOLUTE BABOONS

JUNE 1ST OF THIS YEAR WAS 24/6/01

VAL JEAN WOULD BE SAD >:[

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AS A LOYAL MCYT FAN, I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME RANCHER DUO AND FLOWER DUO FANFICS. /nsrs /lh

Trying to decorate, what do yall think? tips and suggestions are appreciated <3

The Canarys Curse, The Phoenixes Blessing, And their Vow.

CW: Death

Death wasn't a foreign feeling to a canary

The sounds of heartbroken screams and satisfied laughs and cheers were something it had grown accustomed to.

Part of it learned to find amusement in watching the others destroy themselves like a starving pack of wolves.

After all, it was when it was gone that the rest started dropping like flies.

That was the fate of the canary in a coal mine, an omen of death.

its demise was always a lonely one, it was the welcomer that had no one to welcome them to the pearly gates.

It just so happened that the canary and its soulmate would meet due to such death. 

But the canaries soulmate was a phoenix, a symbol of hope, of getting back up after tragedy.

When scarred men burned down their home, the phoenix stood their ground and fought. 

When the canary fell, the phoenix gave nothing but comfort.

The canary felt bliss for the first time in a while, someone who understood.

Until its, no, their demise.

This time, their demise wasnt a lonely one.

This time, they took the one who shared the curse, the phoenix.

The canary sat in disbelief and despair, a pathetic gloom that no one could see painted on his face. A Silent apology.

“Yup still dead” a sour response replied.

The 2 birds sat in silence. Watching the chaos ensure.

Then the phoenix spoke again.

“Your still here?”

“Its a destiny i'm bound to, and this time, so are you”

“Its over”

“Im aware”

“go home”

“Home? This is my home”

“What?”

“This is the only home I can return to”

“Once this is over, you wont be able to return”

“I know, ill cherish it while i can”

It was at this moment that the canary realized the phoenixes demands for him to leave as heartbroken rather then anger. 

A sorrow that the canary only knew from peering in from beyond the grave.

The canary stared at the phoenix as the phoenix tearfully ate a bite of his pancakes.

“Will we ever meet again?”

“Soulmates are forever” the phoenix replied, “we played the game and the universe might reward us”

“We will meet again, i vow it”

“Wait for me?”

“I shall wait til the end of time, with the thought of your warm embrace as my will”

“Well then….”

“See you then, Jimmy”

Flower Ranchers Christmas snuggles by the fireplace

Reblogs > Likes

-I tried to draw devilart2199-aibi’s Christmas sweater but I also went completely off memory

-I kinda wish I made the presents more clear for who they’re from but I sat down with all the colours I thought I needed (I was wrong) and refused to get up the get the right ones

-I gave Jimmy little cow slippers to match Tango’s and I love them