Reblog is this is a safe space for the identities theses flags represent pls follow too
Hehehe I’m a demiboy <3
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
Listen. Is Darry straight? No. Is Darry a raging homosexual? Yes. Did Darry have a homoerotic relationship with Paul? Absolutely yes. Does Darry still try to convince himself and others he's straight? Yes. Darry's comphet is something extremely sinister
idk why but Modern Ponyboy would 100% see someone in a Green day shirt and ask them to name five songs
Darry desperately needs glasses because he has near sight, but he refuses to get checked. Every so often, he'll squint at signs while driving, and Soda will be in the passenger seat and tell him to at least consider to get his eyes checked.
Dallas says he perfers dogs because they make him look tougher, but he's a car person deep down.
When Johnny and Dally died, Ponyboy wrote letters upon letters to the both of them. He never showed anyone and probably had them hidden in his drawers os something, but very year on their birthdays and holidays or even after rumbles, Pony writes to Johnny and Dally.
Modern Cherry would LOVE Sabrina Carpenter ‼️
The curtis gang are the type of kids to be try hards in gym.
Johnny gets super awkward around kids who are like 2-10 (same..)
Soda isn't dumb he's just neruodivergent. (Shocker!!)
Modern Two-bit would secretly listen to the most BASIC white girl music, and the ONLY person who knows is Pony, but they've both agreed to never talk about it.
Modern Darry would hate the word skibidi ONLY because Soda NEVER stops saying skibidi rizz.
Steve has a tooth gap and is really insecure about it.
Two-bit most definitely put on a tutu and a crown and then had a princess tea party with his little sister.
Johnny is sassy af and I'm here for it 🙏
Soda LOVES kids! Like he wants to be a father someday, which was one of the reasons why he was depressed when Sandy got pregnant because he wanted to be with both of them
Dally has a secret talent and its music! He's naturally a good guitar player, and once he once saw a random guitar at the bar once and snuck it in his room, he sometimes plays for fun.
Modern Steve would wear Nike everything. You can't change my mind.
Two-bit does stuff without thinking. He'll tell someone exactly what he's thinking in that moment. He just doesn't have a filter.
Johnny has a silly stray cat that follows him! He calls the cat his little friend since he doesn't have any name for it
me and my obese gato
i love them
behind the screen this is who I am
NO STEVE IM SORRY I FORGOT UR BIRTHDAY IM SO SORRY NO
anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)
@jaredisjordyn you did this.