Reading The Redacted Audio Timeline Like It’s My Daily Paper

darlin -> cerberus? for some reason ??

Finally finished my Guy art. I’m so fucking proud of it, I am his number one fan and y’all can fight me on that

(Yes the background is all quotes from him because I have half his videos memorized)

Hope you like it :]

I love milo greer so much I wanna throw him onto concrete and beat him unconscious 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷😒😒

Milo has the most well kept and beautiful fur out of the Shaw Pack. It’s silky soft and dusted with shades of brown, blonde, and white. Sweetheart loved to pet his fur when he’s in his wolf form, and Milo was more than happy to let them.

Wolf cuddles with Milo look like this:

On a makeshift pillow fort on their living room floor, Sweetheart half leaning against the wall, supported by pillows, with their legs stretched out.

Milo would be curled up next to them, head resting on their lap

Sweetheart would have one hand stroking his fur while they watched the movie that played on the tv

Halfway through though, Sweetheart falls asleep and Milo notices, their hand having stopped its movement

He gently nudges them to be lying down, and inserts himself between their head and the floor of the fort, acting as a makeshift pillow

He loves feeling their body rise and fall on top of him as they rest, and it’ll lull him to sleep as well

Sweetheart might change their position, turning onto their side with one arm thrown around his body. They’d have the sweetest smile as they take a deep breath and nuzzle their face further into his fur

Milo’s fur is so soft that Sweetheart dreamt they were sleeping on a cloud

OH MY GOD YES BRO I NEED THIS 😭

i want sweetheart to go on a scarily risky mission and like get super injured and for milo to find them and idk something cool to happen

Hc that sometimes Sam’s older jeans get loose and faded from wear and tear, and they’ll sit very low on his hips, exposing that sexy V line 🫠

Imagine that plus him leaning against a doorframe, towering over Darlin’ with his forehead almost on top of theirs. One hand will be in his pocket, pushing that side of his jeans down just a little more and exposing a little more skin

Sam’ll have that knowing smirk as he looks down at Darlin’, tipping their head back with his other hand, thumb and pointer finger on their chin, and then kisses them

ANOTHER BAAABE POST BC I MIGHT AS WELL END THE YEAR WITH ONE

Was kinda rushed bc I plan on napping before getting dressed but it is what it is yk

ALSO I LOVE SEEING PPL’S BAAABE DESIGNS LIKE OMG LEAVE UR MAN PLS I CAN BAKE I CAN CLEAN 🙏🙏

Anyhow, the upcoming year I def wanna be more active on tumblr js cuz I’m too much of an anxious mess lol I might not start my new years well but hey things happen. I wish everyone a early happy new years and many awesome sauce days to come 👋

It was so peaceful and I was like aw yeah and then I went aw no bc u can never be too happy or else it’ll get struck down by the most angstiest video ever 😔 /hj

Idk why but the new Asher audio made me very happy and slightly anxious. How tf did Erik make me nervous abt pure serenity and silliness 💔

Pls Mr. Redacted Audio be merciful 🙏

Anyway

NOOOOOOO

dinosaurs dont

exist in redacted