V4lent1nn - Uhm...

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Mi aracnofobia cada vez que entro al baño de mi tía:

Voy a usar esta imagen para hacer chistes sobre mi vida? Obvio

Había olvidado publicar esto XD

Bueno, terminé el dibujo de Gregory y Christophe :D

Uno con sangre y otro sin sangre, porque no?Amaría hacer fondos pero nunca me salen

I promise there will be a time when I post 200 of them a day.

may i propose: chad virgin christophe. like, hes never gotten laid or even kissed bc he just does not have the time or energy for that bullshit. hes busy killing people and making bank, why would he waste his time with such temporary and pointless pleasures? dont even get him started on relationships. he sees a couple and thinks, imagine how much they could be accomplishing if they werent wasting their time doing useless shit like kissing and having sex. he says so to gregory, who rolls his eyes and internally kicks himself for falling in love with someone who thinks romance is pointless and dumb lmao

i just feel like, based on what we saw in the movie, he really values time and tries to do the most with his. ALSO i am a self indulging bitch and i love the “character who thinks romance is pointless and dumb falls in love and has a crisis trying to figure out wtf is going on” trope 😭 like, getting pissed at gregory and blowing up at him like “YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE WHY DO I WANT TO HUG YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT TO KISS YOU WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS SHIT I HATE MYSELF”

below the cut is where i get kind of off topic and its basically my stream of consciousness for a little :’) its my blog ill force my thoughts onto you if i want 😤 u signed up for this ok

oh my god i read a fic on ffn that was similar to that except it was fucking insane bc christophe becomes convinced that gregory is an angel sent by god to fuck with him, and as i was reading it i thought “oh by the end of the story hes gonna realize that thats not actually whats going on and he just loves gregory, very cute” BUT THAS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HE JUST. IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND GREGORY ENDS UP HAVING TO PLAY ALONG TO PLACATE CHRISTOPHE AND THATS THE END???? my jaw was on the floor by the end of that, like oh my god did i just read a fic where christophe goes progressively insane.? so maybe i dont like when its THAT extreme,,,,i tried to find the link but i couldnt find it in my first search and i didnt want to put in more effort to find it lol.

ALSO would anyone be interested in reading very short gregstophe drabbles ive written? like theyre REALLY short so idk if theyre even worth posting? also they. suck? i know that as gregstophe fans we are desperate for new content so im offering but like, are we THAT desperate LMAOOO

2x03 || 3x08

I understand you, my first language is spanish and I have no idea what I am writing because I use traductor

The reason I don't share my Gregstophe stories and headcanons is cuz I don't know how to write in english lol

朝、廊下で会ったからロッカーまで並んで歩いているふたり

グレモルって笑いのツボ同じっぽいよな～～～～～っていう妄想。

愛犬が今日も元気です。わん。

My favorite trope omg

Blondies that changed for the better thanks to their former enemies

Gregstophe headcanons that no one asked, but whatever, I'll put them the same 🐖✨

(I open a little parenthesis to clarify that my first language is not English, so sorry if there are things badly written XD)

That Gregory's favorite singer is Marina, is not a headcanon, is a fact

Christophe often steals Gregory's clothes and always justifies himself saying "you are rich, you can buy more"

Gregory learned to speak French because when christophe is angry he hurls insults in his language

Gregory gives too many bi vibes and no one can tell me otherwise

cat personality Christophe and dog personality Gregory? of course yes

the greatest artistic process of Christophe is drawing dicks in Gregory's notebook

I have more headcanons, I swear, just forget them XD

Anyway, if they are interested (or if someone sees this post) I can tell my au's that I have of them :)