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I promise there will be a time when I post 200 of them a day.

may i propose: chad virgin christophe. like, hes never gotten laid or even kissed bc he just does not have the time or energy for that bullshit. hes busy killing people and making bank, why would he waste his time with such temporary and pointless pleasures? dont even get him started on relationships. he sees a couple and thinks, imagine how much they could be accomplishing if they werent wasting their time doing useless shit like kissing and having sex. he says so to gregory, who rolls his eyes and internally kicks himself for falling in love with someone who thinks romance is pointless and dumb lmao

i just feel like, based on what we saw in the movie, he really values time and tries to do the most with his. ALSO i am a self indulging bitch and i love the “character who thinks romance is pointless and dumb falls in love and has a crisis trying to figure out wtf is going on” trope 😭 like, getting pissed at gregory and blowing up at him like “YOU FUCKING DICKHOLE WHY DO I WANT TO HUG YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I WANT TO KISS YOU WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS THIS SHIT I HATE MYSELF”

below the cut is where i get kind of off topic and its basically my stream of consciousness for a little :’) its my blog ill force my thoughts onto you if i want 😤 u signed up for this ok

oh my god i read a fic on ffn that was similar to that except it was fucking insane bc christophe becomes convinced that gregory is an angel sent by god to fuck with him, and as i was reading it i thought “oh by the end of the story hes gonna realize that thats not actually whats going on and he just loves gregory, very cute” BUT THAS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HE JUST. IS FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND GREGORY ENDS UP HAVING TO PLAY ALONG TO PLACATE CHRISTOPHE AND THATS THE END???? my jaw was on the floor by the end of that, like oh my god did i just read a fic where christophe goes progressively insane.? so maybe i dont like when its THAT extreme,,,,i tried to find the link but i couldnt find it in my first search and i didnt want to put in more effort to find it lol.

ALSO would anyone be interested in reading very short gregstophe drabbles ive written? like theyre REALLY short so idk if theyre even worth posting? also they. suck? i know that as gregstophe fans we are desperate for new content so im offering but like, are we THAT desperate LMAOOO

Au: Future King Gregory x Chief of the Royal Guard Christophe.

Gregory is the only son of the king of a prosperous kingdom. His mother died during childbirth and his father refused to remarry even though it was customary to have more than one son to ensure heirs in case something happened to the firstborn; being the last thing his wife gave him, Gregory was the King's most sacred treasure.

Christophe is the orphaned son of the former head of the Royal guard and a maid of the late Queen who died of high fever. Cuz his father died catching an arrow to prevent it from hitting the king, the king promised him on his deathbed that he would keep Christophe safe for his great sacrifice, so he lived in the castle all his life.

Christophe was the only child besides Gregory in the castle, who was not allowed to leave the castle 'cause of the king's love and paranoia, so they were forced to live together often. Gregory studied politics, geography and arts, Christophe was educated in combat, survival and bearing arms; although they were different they fell in love with each other and when Gregory became king, he named Christophe his personal guard and strategist leader of the Royal army.

Ships que sin ninguna razón aparente, me recuerdan a Gregory y Christophe:

Stede and Edward (Our Flags Means Death):

Sasha and Anne (Amphibia):

Adora and Catra (She-Ra):

Madeleine and Espresso (Cookie Run):

Nick and Charlie (Heartstopper):

Parece que no se nota que el Gregstophe es mi otp XD

Tengo varios ships más que me recuerdan a ellos dos, pero por ahora son los únicos que recuerdo y los que me alcanzo publicar aquí

En fin, Sashanne canon🫂

Gregstophe headcanons that no one asked, but whatever, I'll put them the same 🐖✨

(I open a little parenthesis to clarify that my first language is not English, so sorry if there are things badly written XD)

That Gregory's favorite singer is Marina, is not a headcanon, is a fact

Christophe often steals Gregory's clothes and always justifies himself saying "you are rich, you can buy more"

Gregory learned to speak French because when christophe is angry he hurls insults in his language

Gregory gives too many bi vibes and no one can tell me otherwise

cat personality Christophe and dog personality Gregory? of course yes

the greatest artistic process of Christophe is drawing dicks in Gregory's notebook

I have more headcanons, I swear, just forget them XD

Anyway, if they are interested (or if someone sees this post) I can tell my au's that I have of them :)

i did it

someone put me back in my cage i must be stopped!!

also this is random but ask blogs are crazy, like u will have a blog with introduction posts for 16 mods, then 10 regular posts, and then a long post explaining how all the mods left and the blog is shutting down. are there even any active ask blogs anymore 😭

Maru diciendo que tiene depresión y es autista de broma:

Maru ahora dándose cuenta de que es muy probable que sea autista y tenga depresión:

Bromita 😄

i love it!

Hi! So I never really planned to post anything on this site. Mainly because I’m a little insecure about my art style and have been trying to settle on a style I really love. But anyway, here’s my first post!!

I’ll explain my choices later.

(I’m still figuring out how Tumblr works👀)

The quality was destroyed immensely🥲

I just love the musical !!

And I love Viktor, so...why not?

meeee

i need to draw them, yippeee

Possessed Disney Kids.