Bro Fumbled So Hard He Died

Bro Fumbled So Hard He Died

bro fumbled so hard he died

Bro Fumbled So Hard He Died

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10 months ago

One thing that infuriates me about dreamscapers is why didn’t Stan just hide the deed in the portal room


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9 months ago

I can’t fucking wait for pizza

8 months ago

something about logan falling for wade in the most simple, unexpected moments. something about logan falling for wade softly.

they're having lunch in a diner. logan's plate is already empty while wade's still half-full because he can't stop rambling about the superheroes in his world, telling logan about each one of their lores and then he'd stop briefly to swallow or to drink. logan thinks it's adorable, so he keeps listening.

they're grocery shopping. logan pushes the cart, wade's the one putting stuff in it, and he'd point to every neighbor they meet and tell logan the latest gossips about them. logan makes sure to match his pace with wade's.

logan watches as wade and al argue heatedly. but even in the middle of it, wade still walks over and stomps down the warped floorboards in front of the kitchen to make sure al doesn't trip. logan finds himself not minding the thought of kissing wade.

10 months ago

The other day an old man called me a fashionista

I don’t really know how to feel about that

11 months ago

Eww Herbert stop reanimating all over the place!


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5 months ago

Y’all ever go to a friends house and then wait till they leave the room so you can rearrange their book so there in the wrong order Just to be a little evil


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9 months ago
Image ID: A drawing of parallel Ford and Fiddleford in a faux magazine format. Both are dressed in business suits, Ford sitting in a desk chair with his legs politely crossed and a nervous look on his face. He's been tied up by computer cabling, his torso tied and hands bound in front of him. Behind him stands Fiddleford, who has a chipper look on his face while fastening the wire-knot. Title text above them reads "How do you manage decisions as a business partner?" "Why, it's easy!" End ID.

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

Image ID: "Most would describe the 5-foot-gangly, Lennon-bespectacled Tennessee native Fiddleford McGucket as a "humble" soul- including himself, complete with a disarming smile- but is this unassuming nature all there is to the "eyes and ears" of the Institute of Oddology?" 
"In a rare move for the normally reserved self-made millionaire and business partner, Fiddleford spoke with us during a press review for the Institute, which has just recently opened its doors to the public in the form of its "foundations of weird" tour, offering a guided glimpse into the origins of the institute." 
"First things first- where did you get those glasses?"
"Ha! If I'd known this was a fashion interview I would've left my talking points at home. They're something my stylist picked out to replace my old pair- far cry from the ones I had held together with chicken wire as a kid. Was this a widely requested question or just a personal one?"
"You caught me! Personal." 
"I'll get back to you after the interview then. Some things are just too confidential for the public, you understand."
"What's it like working with Stanford Pines? Is he just as mysterious off-camera as he is to us?"
"Stanford is only as mysterious as a good math problem, in my eyes. He's a little challenging, maybe even frustrating on a bad day, but satisfying to solve. Then again, not everyone gets a kick out of solving math problems."
End ID.
10 months ago

Do you guys remember getting told not to turn light off and on over and over again because it could start a fire

Is that true or was I lied too?


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10 months ago

What do you mean they have the same voice actor! 😳

What Do You Mean They Have The Same Voice Actor! 😳
What Do You Mean They Have The Same Voice Actor! 😳

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8 months ago

Lin-Manuel Miranda is so funny to me, he decided to write a historical musical and cast himself as the lead. But the only thing he decided to change was making two people in love with him.


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