now it's officially released, here's nearly all the codes in order. cataloguing these all in the same place for my convenience, i recommend solving these for yourself first. major spoilers for the entire book below the cut, obviously. continue reading at your own risk.
final warning broski. 3, 2, 1....
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there are a bunch of new codes introduced, of which i'll name the first time they appear. starting off with the spine's inside cover:
i'm naming this one axolotl: EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES
cipher's code on the bottom: REMEMBER US
runes [small vertical]: OLAF WAS HERE
angel: PRAISE THE FALLEN ANGLE
inside of the paperback (not pictured) just says BLACK & WHITE.
LET HIM IN AND BREAK THE SEAL BETWEEN WHATS FICTION AND REAL
GLUTTOSLOTHENY
MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING
PAPER IS BOOK SKIN
LIES / BOOBERRY
left: LONE SURVIVOR OF THE EUCLIDEAN MASSACRE
upper right: TANTRUM
WHICH HENCHMANIAC RATTED ME OUT? (dramaa)
TITANS BLOOD (owl house ref?)
SUCK IT MERLIN
lobster lord's name is DARYLL
CURSE WITTEBANE (definitely owl house ref!)
COUNTRIES ARENT (wut)
author's code upper left: SIX FINGERED FREAK
bottom: STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH (and he did!)
IF LOST RETURN TO BILL (bro got microchipped)
cipher: FORGET THE PAST
author: HOPEFULLY FS GLOVES WILL HIDE WHAT CIPHER HAS DONE TO MY HANDS...
bro's secret code: HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?
cipher's code: I CAN WRITE CODES TOO IT'S NOT THAT HARD!
patients from left to right:
SPHEREMONGER / ETERNALOR / BILL CIPHER / THE LOGIC CUBE / PAINGORIOUS / JESSICA / SHADORG / MR SILLY / THE BEAST
the silly straws chapter is missing, i might add that later. i tried to collect all of them but there may be a few i missed.
Things I canât stop thinking about pt 1?
Pot roast the cat
The movie reanimator from 1985
The cyber truck (derogatory)
This dog Wild Thang that won ugliest dog of the year
Lego joker
you would not believe how difficult the last clip was to make
Feeling like an absolute gremlin right now
Ok but they didnât have to go so hard on all the Lego movies/shows
I FUCKING love cookie cake 10/10
Yâall ever chat with people đł shits wild
ADHD math is like⌠ok schools about to start so itâs basically Halloween and after Halloween is thanksgiving which means itâs almost Christmas which is in winter and after winter is spring and school ends in spring so itâs basically almost summer again
Young Kajortoq disapproves of your life choices
Very tempted to drag some people into another one of my obscure intrests
Anyways check out no evil itâs been running for a 10 years and itâs on YouTube for free but itâs only got ( 47 episodes about an episode a month) and it has a really cool lore and some really fun characters.
FAVORITE CHAPPELL ROAN BRIDGE/OUTRO â RED WINE SUPERNOVA âI needed a campy gay girl song that captured the magic of having feelings for another girl. I packed the song with fun raunchy lyrics that make it feel like a night out flirting with the girl across the bar!â
We need to talk about how fucking scary natural disaster movies are. Today I watched the old twister movie with my family which I had already seen by the way, I felt more anxious watching it then any horror movie Iâve ever seen. Exspecially those movies they show you in science class. Iâm terrified. Those are fucked up
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Petition to make everyone 10% more interesting
âI need my me timeâ I say at four in the morning
Still wanna go through the washing machine
I like thinking about how Blitzø and Stolas are compatible in their messed up ways, but there's one clear incompatibility between them, on ground on their unresolved traumas;
Blitzø has anger issues, overactive fight reaction
while Stolas has been verbally attacked & abused by Stella for at least 17 years
Stolas has avoidant issues, overactive flight reaction
while Blitzø has been abandoned and ignored by many people practically whole his life
So it fucks with their relationship.
In Ozzie's Stolas avoids confrontation, Blitzø feels he's ashamed of him and gets upset and aggressive after giving Stolas a lift.
Later in the series, Stolas texts less and ,,gives Blitzø space" which makes Blitzø worried that he's not wanted anymore. Then when he's offered the crystal, it triggers him, making him convinced completely that he's being abandoned again. He jokes rudely, Stolas feels he's mocked and so he leaves, which causes Blitzø to lash out, which causes Stolas to kick him out...
They really need to resolve their internal problems first in order to work out
I recently caught back up on Betsy Lee's No Evil and remembered I had a buncha Corns I never posted from 2020! I went through a whole-ass sculpting phase that never made it to tumblr, lol
This is really stupid but I just found out that Maximilian is a real name I thought it was just a nickname for people named max or rich people it doesnât sound real
One time I played as you father I expressly forbid it by lemon demon for my dad and he said âwell maybe the demon lemons father just cares about himâ
I love girls
Dogin on yourself but then people agree so you just know you effed up
There is no bigger honor than a kid asking to sit with you during fireworks. Biggest confidence boost in months