Vaguely-ruth - Smokin That Shit That Made George W A Bush

I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

bweh

don't shave against the grain. i have become bloody and sad. my face will be smooth for about 5 hours. the deity that created me is laughing. at my farce.

Rewatching evangelion. Crazy that the message of the show is "the only way for straight cisgender people to have happy relationships is to turn every human on earth into a big pool of telepathic orange goop."

steal her look

Did that thing where you cut a hole in the dick portion of some boxer briefs to make a fucked up sports bra. Felt kinda foolish but also a lil cute tho...

i want to play more fighting games. need to remember the taste of blood in my mouth.

Crashing your car only hurts if you have a heavy karmic debt

no. fucking application or website should be able to pop anything up in front of me or have a banner slide down and move everything on the screen when i am just trying to fucking navigate menus. literally not one time have either of these things happened and been useful or sold their side product or new feature or whatever at best it makes me clickt he wrong thing and makes me hate their service 15% more

im gonna make statements. tired of all the clever people. sometimes you just need to be boring for a time. real ones know..

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life