What The Hell Even Is A Webp Image. I Dont Care Fuck Why Cant You Play Nice And Just Be A Png. Asshole

sometimes when a youtuber runs out of ideas they'll do some shit like "I Got Tricked By My Friends Into Going Skydiving And It Was Crazy!!!!!" and like

isn't the point of skydiving getting to know a cute instructor and then getting harnessed to her chest and pushed out of the airplane together and noticing that she seems to really enjoy watching you flail around and panic, and then when she finally decides to activate the parachute you spend a few tender moments floating to the ground as she caresses you and tells you that you're so brave and adorable for her?

i feel like nobody understands these things like i do. mr beast should hire me.

brb putting myself in time out

im gonna make statements. tired of all the clever people. sometimes you just need to be boring for a time. real ones know..

thinking of ways to remove humor from my life

bweh

I remember when I first found out the truth about “Somali pirates” I got chills because of how horrific the truth was and how insanely creepily well the media had twisted the situation. Every single fucking article making it seem like these “pirates” were just after money or something holding innocent people hostage and I never gave it a second thought, why would I? There was no indication that people were trying to legitimately fight off disgusting imperialism that left nuclear waste in their waters, that over 300 people have died from radiation sickness, that Europeans have been stealing Somalia’s seafood because they overfished their own waters and the indigenous fisherman are starving and so these “pirates” emerged to deal with those stealing their country’s natural resources. The truth is enough to make anyone sick to their stomachs.

on the whole I would like to see more ppl embracing the positive power of patricide

they call it watersports bc when a girl holds her mouth open for ur stream despite how obviously gross she finds it you have to admire water sport she's being about it

In the wake of Trump's recent transphobic executive order, I'll repeat what I said in 2017: the president has never kept us safe. The federal government is not going to keep us safe. The people who help trans people, that love us, that protect us and keep us safe - is us. We are not in a state of unprecedented transphobia, we are in the status quo. Organize, do outreach, feed the homeless and get involved. You will find a community of trans people and gay people and allies that will have your back. You are not alone.

call me a little monkey on the bed the way i fell off

tell me about mahjong. also what fighting games do u play

mahjong's really fun!! its an ancient chinese game in which you and 3 other anime women take turns drawing and discarding tiles, all trying to build your hand into one of many specific patterns, and whoever gets their pattern completed first wins. and if you get a really special pattern or a combination of a bunch of patterns you get a shit ton of money.

but watch out! if you discard the tile someone else needs to win, a big red button pops up that says RON, and then you get struck by lightning while the enemy catgirl yells her hand at you and sucks out your life points.

its a really high skill ceiling game about predicting your opponent's hand from their discards, building high efficiency tile shapes without sacrificing hand value and safety, and choosing to push or fold based on expected values and the gamestate. of course what actually happens is i spend 6 entire rounds of a ranked game trying to build fat hands just for my opponents to be luckier or faster than me, but i fold perfectly because i have infinite patience and am in tune with the flow like akagi, and then i make it to like south 3 without a single deal-in and FINALLY get tenpai with a riichi tanyao pinfu 2 dora sanmentan wait with a possible sanshoku doujun, and then this

fuck ass cat tsumos some bullshit for one dollar and i get third for the 50 billionth time in a row because im cursed but maybe thats just gold room

the rules can be a little convoluted, but if you can find 2-3 friends to learn with its a real good time. ranked is fun if you're into orgasm denial and other exercises in futility.

also look at my leopard girlfriend she's so cute