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PAIRINGS. . . xavier x lumiere x fem!reader
CW. . . smut, threesome, rough sex, jealous!xavier, oral sex m! receiving
your back arched against xavier’s chest, your thighs shaking from how deep lumiere was pushing into you—slow, relentless strokes that left you whining with every thrust. you were sandwiched between them, xavier’s arms tight around your waist, keeping you still while his lips dragged lazy, heated kisses across your neck, tasting the sweat at your pulse.
lumiere's hands were on your hips, bruising, possessive in a way that made xavier growl low against your ear. jealous, even though he was the one who had said he could "handle sharing." sharing, he said. but now, with you gasping and squirming under lumiere's rhythm, xavier's patience was paper-thin.
"greedy little thing," xavier muttered into your skin, his voice dripping heat, teeth scraping along your jaw. his hand slid up your body, cupping your breast, thumb flicking over your nipple while his other hand drifted down between your thighs to where you were stretched and dripping around lumiere.
he rubbed tight circles on your nub that had you moaning brokenly into the open air, caught between their bodies and losing your mind.
you could feel xavier’s cock pressed hard against your back, twitching with every noise you made, every time lumiere bottomed out inside you with a heavy, deliberate thrust.
lumiere’s eyes stayed locked on you, heavy-lidded and dark, watching every twitch of your mouth, every flutter of your lashes. watching xavier too. knowing exactly how much it was driving him insane.
it was too much. not enough.
you whimpered, nails digging into lumiere's arms, and xavier bit your ear. "you want more?" he asked, voice gravel and silk. "say it."
you could barely breathe, let alone form words, but you nodded, desperate and wrecked.
lumiere smirked, slowing his thrusts to a maddening, shallow grind, while xavier pulled you back against him, shifting you both until you were spread open, straddling lumiere’s thighs. xavier’s hand wrapped around your jaw, tilting your head back to meet his kiss—messy, open-mouthed, all tongue and teeth and desperate need.
and then he changed positions.
you barely registered it before he was guiding you forward, hands spreading your ass, the blunt head of his cock pressing against your entrance while lumiere’s hands stroked up your sides, steadying you.
you gasped into lumiere’s chest as xavier pushed inside from behind—slow, deep, so full you thought you might split apart.
two cocks, two bodies, pressing you from every side, stretching you out so perfectly you could barely think.
lumiere cupped your face, thumbing your lips open, guiding you down to take him into your mouth. his cock was flushed and leaking, and you moaned around him as you sucked, messy and desperate, while xavier fucked into you from behind—hard, deep strokes that had your whole body jolting forward.
the noises were obscene—wet, needy, beautiful. your moans were muffled by lumiere, his hips barely flexing as you took him deeper, while xavier's hands bruised your hips, dragging you back onto him over and over.
you were wrecked between them, pleasure thick and overwhelming, your body slick with sweat and spit and need.
xavier fucked you like he had something to prove, like he could fuck out every trace of lumiere inside you, his teeth gritted, low curses falling from his lips.
lumiere just watched, lazy and amused and utterly indulgent, petting your hair while you gagged and drooled around his cock, his thumb brushing your cheek like he adored seeing you so undone.
xavier's thrusts grew rougher, angrier, pulling you back against him with brutal force, making you sob around lumiere’s cock, body jerking with every thrust.
you felt yourself breaking apart at the seams, the pressure unbearable, perfect, a firestorm about to consume you whole.
and in the center of it all they ruined you, together.
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coming home drunk and showering xavier with kisses
short fluff <3 inspired by this lol
Xavier wondered what you were doing. He's at home, observing his fitness watch app when he noticed that your heart rate has been picking up. It's nothing alarming, but it makes him curious about what you could possibly be up to at this time of night.
He got his answer two hours later when Tara knocked on his door with your arms wrapped around her shoulders, giggling uncontrollably about something.
"Thank god you're here." Tara passes your swaying body over to Xavier, who then steadied you by putting one hand on your waist and another on the small of your back. "She kind of drank a little too much, so..... good luck and good night!"
"Huh?"
Soom after Tara vanished, Xavier felt his cheeks being squished by two cold hands. "Ooohh, no way! You look just like this guy that I like!"
"...oh no."
During the last ten minutes, Xavier has been trying to get you to drink water.
"I'm not drinking that love potion!"
You keep running away from him and occasionally bumping against his furnitures and the walls of his apartment.
You were giggling while looking over your shoulder, trying to see how far he is from you when suddenly, you bumped into....Xavier.
"Wha- how did you - " You suddenly gripped his shirt. "Oh, Xavier! You're not gonna believe this! Someone who looks just like you wants to give me a love potion! I think he might be Lumie- ah!"
Xavier threw you over his shoulder and did his best to hold tightly as you wiggled dramatically to free yourself from him. "I just want to give you some water."
He set you down on the couch and got on one knee in front of you so that he could give you the glass of water.
You blinked and stared at him with wide eyes, pupils dilated and body petrified.
Xavier tilted his head. "Are you okay? What's wrong?" The moment his hand brushed against your cheek, you gasped and recoiled. "Hmm?"
"...pretty...."
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You woke up with the worst headache of your life. You're never drinking ever again.
You say that every time you get drunk, but you really mean it this time. It doesn't matter how good the drinks are - you can only have one drink from now on! No more!
"Ugh..."
You opened your eyes and recognized Xavier's bedroom. You're wearing your pajama shorts and one of Xavier's comfortable shirts that's enveloping you with his scent.
Xavier is still sleeping next to you, back facing you and face partly buried on his pillow.
You wanted to stay in bed for a little longer and cuddle with him, especially since he always looks extra soft in the mornings, but your dry mouth is forcing you to get up and hydrate yourself.
And so, you dragged yourself to the kitchen. Along with a pill that'll help with your hangover, you took a big gulp of refeshing cold water.
"Good morning." a tired voice greets you through a yawn. "How are you feeling?"
You turned around to face Xavier and immediately choked on your water.
"PFFFFTTTT - "
You coughed and spat out some water, putting a hand on your throat as you felt it burn slightly.
"Are you okay?!"
Xavier ran over to check on you, giving you a closer look at his body's....modifications. He's only wearing his pajama pants, so everything else is out on display.
"That's...."
Xavier realized you're gawking at him - specifically at the lipstick stains all over his face, neck, and chest.
The kiss marks are the same shade of red that you wore last night when you went out with Tara and Simone.
"Oh god..."
Your right hand reached for Xavier's face and your thumb started to wipe one kiss mark on his cheek.
You almost forgot about it, but now the faint memory of you peppering kisses all over Xavier is slowly coming back to you.
You just remembered him looking so dazzling and you were overcome with the urge to kiss him.... a lot, apparently.
"You could've at least wiped them off before falling asleep."
Xavier smiled and shook his head. "I don't mind them. You were having a lot of fun and it was helping you calm down. I'm glad I was able to help."
"Ugh. I'm never drinking again."
"That's what you said last time." Xavier laughs, nuzzling his face against the hand that was wiping him. "But it's okay. As long as I'm your only victim, I don't mind taking care of drunk you."
it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!
Special things I thing LAD men are attracted to <3
All cutsy type, no horny
Zayne: lips, he likes watching you talk, chew, apply lipstick/lip balm. His favorite part in your face <3, he loves to just admire it, kissing it even more. If you visit him at work, get ready for a quick make-out sesh :3
Rafayel: hands, he'd buy rings and bracelets all the time for you. Caressing your hand whenever his own are free, he NEEDSS to hold your hand if you're walking outside, sleeping or cuddling. Holding his beloved bride's hand is his favorite part of the day :)
Xavier: Tummy <3, hear me out on this: xavier likes chubby and fat girls. Laying on your stomach and caressing it, squeezing and biting, even kneading it! He has slept on it before, will sleep on it again. Probably was one of the best naps of his life
Sylus: eyes. By now alot of us noticed that he likes eye contact, but even if you're not looking at him he will admire your eyes. He has a photo of them on his phone and throughout the day he takes it out just to admire it. Sometimes when cuddling you just hold eye contact for a few minutes in silence since he likes it so much >///< (author gets flustered by eye contact very easily)
Caleb: your back. He likes it. He loves the front even more, but something about your back drives him crazy. He'd offer to massage your back at any given chance, he likes hugging you from behind, he likes running his hand over each swell and dip of your back. If your sleeping or cuddling, his hand is mindlessly running up and down your spine as if trying to memorize it
You do not have the right to touch someone's disability aid without asking, whether that aid be a wheelchair or an AAC device.
"It's just a tablet, though." No, it is not. It is my voice. Touching or moving my device without my permission is like touching my mouth without permission, it's weird, gross, invasive, and rude. Stop.
Pushing someone's wheelchair without permission is like picking them up and moving them out of the way eithout permission, its weird, invasive, gross, and weird. Stop.
Workshopping a fnaf au for twewy so stay tuned for that one lads :)
everyone claims to be an ally to the disabled community until
- it’s a high support needs autistic
- the symptoms can’t be romanticized and are gross
- someone else’s disability starts to affect their life
- it’s a condition that cannot be cured
- someone is intellectually disabled
- someone is female and disabled
- someone is queer and disabled or black/POC and disabled
- someone is a minor and disabled
- ambulatory wheelchair users exist
- part time mobility aid users exist
- the “hellen keller wasn’t real” discussion
- they’re called out on their ableism
- someone is semiverbal/nonverbal
- someone doesn’t understand boundaries or the law
- someone has a deaf accent
- someone misses a lot of school or doesn’t go to school
- someone doesn’t want their disease/disorder cured
- someone does want their disease/disorder cured
- age regression
- having to mask for someone’s genuine safety
- actually needing to listen to disabled people’s opinions instead of immediately forming their own
- not infantilizing disabled people
- when a disabled person struggles with hygiene
- they see a “useless” disability aid
- they don’t agree with a disabled persons lifestyle or opinions
- until they have to put in work to be an advocate and a real ally to the disabled community.
everyone is a disability ally until things get hard.
Xavier!core includes…
the homely scent of freshly done laundry
hot chocolate so scorching it burns the very tip of your tongue
paw prints on fresh snow
vintage piano that is just a bit out of tune
lazy handwriting turning beautiful on accident
rustling of baking sheet paper
the flutter of someone else’s eyelashes on your cheeks
one half of a corny friendship keychain
getting water sprinkled on your face as if you were a rare plant in need of urgent care
gentle wind messing up your bangs
places far away from the city, where you can see the stars clearly
old splatters of tea on the pages of your favourite book
the grounding coldness of polished stone under your palm
handmade bead bracelets
romanticising the mundane
meme ft my MC 🤓