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you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????

Nobody in the Glass Onion tag is talking about the fact that the Rothko painting on the wall is UPSIDE DOWN.

Truly shows that Miles Bron is just a rich dumb twat

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

fun little ferret commission!

comics that make me cry a little (first comic attributed to lynda barry. second comic attributed to pictures for sad children. third comic attributed to grebcomics.)

they’re big gay

Vancouver Views (by Neal Kumar) website / tumblr / 500px 

hey hey its otgw time!!

After a little bit of a wait, the NIGHT TIME RANDOM ENCOUNTERS table is done :)

As always, a few tables may seem a bit repetitive but again, it makes the system work and ensures that all the tools you need are in front of you :)

The next table is most likely going to be a bit more…aquatic in nature so keep an eye for that within the next week

If you have ANY idea, suggestion of feedback about this table or future works, i really do like to have your input!

Here’s the Download Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzFqRLlZdgtjeHhEenFUM1l6UDQ/view?usp=sharing

- The Aussie GM

Let me help you

“I try to capture all the little fun moments that happen when living with cats. All my little cat comics are done on 4 by 4 post-it notes! My fluffy friends are always a great source of inspiration and entertainment. And best of all they are always there when you need a hug or a good cry.”

Comics/text by​ Rikke Asbjoern - More info: Instagram

what do you think dark academia could look like in Asia, both visually and academically? also, here's a bad pick up line: are you rice? cos you get me up in the morning

Firstly, bad pickup lines are literally my thing so thankyou.

so I can only really speak to south Asia but i hope there something in there for everyone. 

sliced fruits and tea while you study

takings rikshaws to class

bleached white uniforms and polished shoes

studying on the roof on a sunny day listening to the street noises

street food with friends

fountain pens and perfect handwriting

late nights studying without coffee

studying through repetition and reading

teachers who point with their middle finger

full bookshelves of textbooks and class readings full annotated

hanging out with local stray cats

The part where they gave up trying to kill each other and started to learn about each other, their hopes and fears *chef’s kiss*

My dorm room is so cozy tbh, especially when it’s this foggy out

what do you mean wolfstar didnt raise harry

what do you mean this isnt canon (from this post)

everyone: talking about how much they have a crush on nico di angelo and how excited they are to see what attractive boy will play him

me, knowing he’s a ten year old homeless boy in his first appearance: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possible hurt you?

anyways the show opens with percy slamming down on his alarm clock..perfect day by hoku is playing...he runs into the dorm bathroom..theres a scene with him brushing his teeth but it's just the back of his head and u cant see his reflection in the mirror...a shadow passes by the window that's in his room where you can see messy clothes across a messy bed... again the camera is low as percy struggles to put his clothes on (the whole jumping in ur pants thing I did this when I was 12 all the time) the song abruptly ends with a knock at the door and as percy looks to the door u see his eyes for the first time

theres no explanation ur on the loud ass bus with a bunch of kids and Percy's I didnt want to be a halfblood voice over begins

felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history