Love When Vampires Have Their "off-limits Human" All While They Are Cruel & Conniving & Instinctually

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire

introverted until someone mentions vampires. then i lose myself in the lore & become a deranged little freak.

SABRINA CARPENTER performing at the 67th Annual Grammy Awards — February 2, 2025

kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

Got her sweater on🥹

she could shoot me in the kneecaps, and i’d crawl to thank her for the experience

theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.

Wrong kinda animal shelter buddy,,,