Sorry For Bitching And Whining. Unfortunately I Have To Or Else Ill Start Killing And Eating People Instead

I think Drake has to kill himself on Instagram Live at this point

before we move on to the next act of the biggest talent show this towns ever seen, we found a half smoked cigarette outside in the parking lot. would the owner please smoke the rest of it

Vampire Cait… 🫶💛

Maybe Werewolf Vi next hehe

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

“a vampire biting you would hurt, you know” yeah man that’s the point. part of it

here's tonight's hot take

introverted until someone mentions vampires. then i lose myself in the lore & become a deranged little freak.

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

i think this is the best show in the world