Im Getting Pretty Soft Huh 😅

Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.

Sometimes I remember: this is the fattest I've ever been...

...and it's the thinnest I'll ever be again

Every time I see Elder Scrolls elves with human looking eyes and facial features, I take 100 points of psychic damage.

People who cannot handle their big beautiful tilted eyes and brows, non-white sclera, protruding browbones, narrow faces, and sharp chins do not deserve them. They are not supposed to look like generic fantasy elves, and that is what makes them so great. They are supposed to look alien.

They gave me extra food for free, I think they know 🐶

You all are such bad bad bad bad influences 🐽🐽🐽

Idk who needs to hear this, but dessert is not optional. You fill up what's left of the space in your stomach, tubby.

Im fine i just need to find a chubby guy to manipulate into getting fatter

GUH need 😩😩😩

waddling is such a hot concept to me… like… you got so fat that you can’t even walk properly, let alone run or even walk quickly. no, you’re stuck struggling to even lift your feet with all that heft pulling you down and that pesky belly getting in the way. your thick thighs chafing and tugging at each other as you break a sweat doing something most people wouldn’t think twice about. with all that effort, your breathing’s labored to the point where you’re moreso snorting and wheezing than breathing properly.

…but this is all to be expected.

when you eat like a pig, you end up like one, too.