You'll Get The Future You Want So Badly. It's Okay To Be On Your Own Timeline. You Don't Have To Feel

American diners are some of the horniest places on earth, they will unflinchingly tell you one of their combo meals is 2 dinnerplate pancakes, 2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausage, home fries, and two whole pieces of toast pre-slathered in butter and you can look into your server's eyes and just order it

Wow im getting so big huh 😳😅

list of things feedees should do:

1. whatever they want

[end of list]

You need to gain 400 pounds it's for my mental health

some people really just look better fat

Reblog this to gain 100 pounds

Every time I see Elder Scrolls elves with human looking eyes and facial features, I take 100 points of psychic damage.

People who cannot handle their big beautiful tilted eyes and brows, non-white sclera, protruding browbones, narrow faces, and sharp chins do not deserve them. They are not supposed to look like generic fantasy elves, and that is what makes them so great. They are supposed to look alien.

Getting pretty soft 😅

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