Idea for a dating app where you get a notification every time someone swipes left. Just makes you feel like absolute shit
sword lesbian this gun bisexual that. what about the axe lesbian
assassin’s thneed
uwuing is not a victimless crime
neither a good girl nor a good boy but a third secret thing
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a kiss on the forehead and a hug to let them know they did a good job today
Eivor Photo Dump
I wish all writers who haven’t been able to write in a long time bc of depression a very I love u and I promise u will write again
i love lesbians. lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian
me: sigh...
her: babe what's wrong? usually you love doing this
me: *standing at the larger of the two steles that flank the entrance to the land of the dead, listlessly tallying the steady flow of souls and engraving the names of the cruel-hearted among them* idk.. :/
her: aw baby. would it cheer you up if we switched places for a little while?
me: yeah maybe *goes to the stele which records the names of the kind-hearted* hey check this out *puts her name on it*
her: aw! :)
me: :)
spirit of a warrior, slain by his lover after they found themselves on opposite sides of a battle: wails
diversity win! the viking burning your monastery is a lesbian