When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
Hannibal Lecter :) I’ve just watched Hannibal for the first time. It became my favourite tv series.
Izzy’s facial expressions as Paula are so hilarious. She doesn’t even have to say anything. She just has to make a face and I’m dying.
Would you share a dubious meal with him?
downtime (long rest)
bonus
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
I'll just.... put a new version of that michael sketch here... (he won't let me go)
21 / all pronouns / queer as in murderous / main. for my art, check out #vastness draws :3 i reblogboth fandom and just random things i find pretty ~☆
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