This Sucks So Bad I Need To [remembers Suicide Jokes Only Worsen My Mental Health] Put On The Best Talent

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

So much going on at The Deluxe Royale!

Some edits I made :)

(Image ID: 1. A white ceramic dog statue painted white with brown stains and chips, it has two heads and four horns.

2. A black and white cat head on a human body wearing a pink dress and bow.

3. A lion statue in grey scale with blue eyes and a pink tongue looking disoriented. There’s a halo and stars around its head.

4. A tiger with a blue hat, neck ruffle, and blanket on its back. It’s standing on a orange rubber bristle ball with eyes.

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1. Dog Statue

2. Girl Statue and Cat Head

3. Lion

4. Tiger and Ball

it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

homer really said, every victory on the battlefield is a grieving father at home. and this is not a reason for the war to stop. and this is not a reason to stop telling stories about war. but you become fully human at the moment you recognize the total humanity of your enemy because it is only when you can see that that you can comprehend the humanity of your own mortal self. and like. three thousand years later and the world has yet to top that

This is lovely advice.

Read a cute and funny fanfic about Halloween office party which gave me this idea lol

John didn’t even try, his first idea was to put a sticker “NotJohn” but then figured out it might be in poor taste