Snoopy Of The Day

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

Ally in never stop blowing up is so funny, they don’t have the regular mystery solving crew so they’re stepping up to move the plot forward while everyone is buying shirts at the hotel gift shop. Bringing up the right names, asking the right questions. Iconic of them. I’m getting whiplash from last season.

Hannibal Lecter kind of looks like a live action version of Usami Akihiko

I can’t believe one of the plot points in Hannibal was that he couldn’t get Will pregnant so he baby trapped him with a teenager? I feel like he could have asked him to dinner before he tried all that.

pissy customers don't even phase me i have a degradation kink you should be embarrassed this doesn't even turn me on

The need to rub myself all over the paprika collumns (just like a cat would) is overwhelming

It's all fun and games when people joke about Hungarians being obsessed with paprika but I'm here to tell you it is no exaggeration. We even use it as decoration inside our houses. When we need it it's right there hanging.

It's in (almost) every traditional Hungarian dish.

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

Rekha loves the bit of reeaally digging into one particular character trait. Usha's an elderly woman? No, she's the oldest woman alive. She predates sliced bread. She remembers War of Worlds clearly. G13 could just be regular skinny and greasy, but no, actually, he wears 'long children's' size t-shirts, slips through gaps in stuck elevators, is unrelentingly described as 'terrible-looking' by Rekha herself, and actively repulses everyone he meets. And she's right too it's funny every time

Also man. Being mostly femme presenting and liking a man in a ragingly homosexual way is so. Hard to anvigate.

How do you get a guy to understand you like them, but please don't assume I'm gonna be heterosexual about it! and please don't suddenly view me as a girl from now on, this is very much not that! And also, don't do a 180 and become scared of me being masculine and an agressor please! I swear I am very normal. About gender and relationships, my guy. Or dude. Uh. bro.