Mabel Helping Martin Out With His Workplace Romance

currently unwell

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

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the fact that I made that Hannibal/Junjou post three years ago and now I have seen two other posts saying the same thing,,,, I was before my time,,,, the people didn’t want to hear my gospel they didn’t want to hear the TRUTH

shut up they’re too cute

bonus for izzy’s adorable face journey in real time:

Jack: I saw you were adopted, did you have a different name before then?

Hannibal: Ah yes. Chase. Chase Arnold Patrick Gripper.

Jack: Hm... Chase A. P. Gripper, huh? ....nah nothing suspicious here

I'm not really in the MCR fandom but I get a lot of exposure to it and I like that every picture of Gerard Way here is captioned like "my sweet little mouse wife, she's only three blueberries tall and lives in a little hollowed out pumpkin and wears a little apron and makes little pies and has little tea parties with her animal friends on a little mushroom table, and we like to hold hands and frolick through the fields and pick flowers and cuddle under a blanket with hot cocoa in front of the fireplace when it gets cold" and pictures of Frank Iero are captioned like "I need to stomp his fucking skull in and blend him into a fine meat paste" and both of those things mean that you like the person