I Like Working At Plant Store. Sometimes You Ring Up Someone And There's A Slug On Their Plant And So

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

gertrude "i thought it would hurt more" robinson is hands down the best character in that whole podcast she never did anything wrong in her life except for maybe all the atrocities but they were kinda slay so it's fine

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

Marcille relearning her native language takes a turn

sometimes i think im funny

og under cut

precious sweater man i wanna kiss him on cheeks

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

worlds most normal uncle & nephew duo on the santa monica pier

🍸 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🍸

I can’t explain why but this scene gives peak 3am at a sleepover energy