Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are everything to me. They are soulmates and find each other in every universe but they almost never get past the awkwardly flirting stage before the world ends. They are both losers. They find each other every time an apocalypse commences. They are the only normal people in the whole universe. They are doomed by the narrative. They hate musicals. He tips her 5 dollars and she spits on everyones coffee. They are Orpheus and Eurydice coded. They are a spark that never turns into fire. They are intimate but don't like labels. They are the only constant thing in every timeline. They are what it could have been but never meant to be. They meet in that coffee shop again and again forever. He'll order a black coffee and she'll ask him for his name. And the loop will start all over again.
the realest two ships in community:
1. adhd internalized homophobia ex jock is infatuated with autistic film fanatic and they sit around all day and watch tv. they changed each other’s lives for the better until one left and tragically got kidnapped while the other sat alone, mourning his memory.
2. literally the worst two people you have ever met
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
“if fortnite is so good, why haven’t they made fivenite?”
they already did it’s at freddys
I feel like not enough people know this show
rewatching teotfw is so funny. first time around it's like "god i hope this creep doesn't hurt Alyssa :/ :/ :/ what the fuck" now it's "LMAO James you are so silly!! put the knife away!!! you're gonna fall SO in LOVE! THIS is about to be YOU: 😳😍🥰😍🥰😘💗💗💗
no punctuation we read like romans