Do Not Stand By My Grave And Weep. I Am Not There, I Do Not Sleep

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my guy, have you listened to blood in the bayou?

You know it’s good when Charlie’s the dm because you know the PCs will be fine

because he always rolls shit

The qsmp generates such bizarre situations and friend groups, what do you mean Tubbo is in etolies basement playing minecraft on the floor because he’s that addicted to the game. What do you mean baghera, slimecicle and Cellbit are singing karaoke also in etolies house four rooms away because they’re that addicted to karaoke. What do you mean they’re heckling Tubbo. What is happening. I haven’t watched a Tubbo stream in like 10 days. Huh.

what do you think shes listening to?

I want to talk about my opinion on the egg lives system cause I’ve seen a lot of people really upset by it and thought I’d just throw in my take.

Will start by saying I’m horribly biased because all my favourite eggs are dead. Anyways, pretty much everyone I see talk about this wants the egg lives system obliterated and I see where they are coming from but also I think this is a bad take. Egg deaths are apart of the storytelling of the server, most of the stakes would be gone without it. The eggs are npcs, they are a tool in the story and their purpose is to be protected, that would mean nothing if they could not die. Now this doesn't mean I think the egg life system is perfect there are definitely adjustments that could be made to improve it. I've seen a lot of people criticize the egg tasks/cookies and I think they are a fun thing that could maybe be used for something different (like the tickets instead of being for cookies could be to buy egg cosmetics) because it's a shitty way to see an egg lose a life. I also think it would be nice for creators if they had more of a say into what is and isn't a canon death for their kids (although this gets more complicated the more parents an egg has). I think a really good example for this is Juanaflippa (rip queen), I think Juanaflippa has died the most out of any egg (though only three were canon). Flippa's uncanon death was due to a plague of snakes that was unleashed upon her by god (I think Rubius was behind this?), then her canon deaths being: died of neglect, bed block broken, and finally she was slain by Mariana due to the sweeping edge glitch. Now most people when discussing Flippa's death focus on her sweeping edge death which is super tragic and it sucks that the glitch was discovered so late, but that's not what I wanna talk about, I want to discuss Flippa's most peculiar death, being the broken bed. Flippa is the only egg to lose a life in this way, but she is not the only egg this has happened to. Three eggs have had their beds broken by players, Chayanne, Leo, and Jaunaflippa and in all of these instances these were roleplayed as the eggs having been killed, so you may be asking "why was Flippa's death counted if the other two weren't?" And the answer is simple: the story. The other two dying didn’t benefit their parents story, but Charlie chose for that death to be real, he needed Juanaflippa to die for the story he was telling. If deaths worked more in this manor then roleplayers can still choose to tell these tragic stories and players who just want to hang out with their egg can. My other idea was a seasons method, where at the end of each season dead eggs would be revived, but I think I like the former better.

Okay thats my tangent congrats if you made it this far.

Also printed some of these ladies in red :)

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

Been listening to blood in the bayou for the first time

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