Gotham City Subway
The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.
damian
can drive a motorcycle
likes manga
is a show off
damian wayne akira slide NOW!!
Trans!Tim Drake but also not Trans Tim Drake.
Androgynous!Tim Drake.
Tim is afab, but also not a female, but not a male, but not non binary.
Tim who has no idea what to do with his gender, so he just switches it up.
But he isn't gender fluid, no.
He looks like both genders, but he isn't both and he isn't neither.
It's a "If you call me a girl or a guy upon your first meeting with me, just stick with it, I don't care".
The hero community are somewhat aware but also not aware at all.
Like there are heroes who call Red Robin a female but Tim Drake a male.
There are heroes who call Red Robin male but Tim Drake female.
There are heroes who call both Tim Drake and Red Robin males.
And there are heroes who call Tim Drake and Red Robin female.
He doesn't care.
Gender is just a societal social structure that science slapped a name on anyways.
We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?
Image with me if you will, high school Jon being on the baseball team, volleyball team, basketball team, The Kid Likes His Sports okay. Everyone who sees him assumes he's like the stereotypical jock who goes to parties and dates cheerleaders when in reality he is by far one of the most cringiest kids you will ever meet. The kid is watching anime and playing fortnite. He maybe 16 or 17 but a majority of his interests are still the same as when he was 13. He's flirting with Damian like "hey babe 😏" and Damian who's had to put up with his cringe ass since childhood is just like "stop it...please". And yes their are dating but it doesn't make Jon any less cringe and Damian any less tired.
the idea that jon doesnt have skin of steel and instead an incredibly fast healing rate. in one of the comics he puts his arms in some hot ass liquid and it burns the fuck out of him but then it heals. so much more interesting then him becoming a mini clark
DC things that go hard as band names:
- The Phantom Zone
- Birds of Prey
- Slaughter Swamp
- Doomsday
- Apokolips
- Anything with "black"—Black Manta, Black Lightning, Black Mask
(feel free to add more)
Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs
Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely
Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-
Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor
Bruce: what