Damian: I haven't been able to sleep since I got here. Every time I close my eyes, I can hear something crawling in the walls. Tim, who's been using forgotten passageways to avoid Alfred enforcing his bedrest orders: Damn, that's crazy
was going through some timkon clone baby things that i ranted to my friend about and found an absolutely devastating message about tim and the baby accidentally ending up in the middle of shooting/villain attack in gotham as civilians and as soon as they get out and get to the manor tim just holds his kid close to his chest and completely shuts down on the couch, to the point where he's unresponsive to anyone, including the baby who pats his chest softly "daddy let me goooo" bc he CAN'T let go, he needs to protect his child and he won't be able to do it if he let go, so he just stays right there on the couch with a handful of a child and just. stares into nothing
no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.
Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.
Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?
Bruce:
Tim: who the fuck is Damian
Jason, freezing:
Jason:
Jason:
Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?
Jason: I have to leave.
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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-
Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-
Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.
Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.
Damian:
Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.
Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.
Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary
Bro things
All my baby Damien art!🍼🦇
He was allowed to go on patrol alone. Little does he know the rest of the batfam is cleaning every single place he goes so he doesn't have to fight.
I'm not good at...drawing in general. LMAO, NO. I'm not good at backgrounds, I suck at drawing backgrounds, but I had this idea so I forced myself to do this.
I like to think Bruce tells his children to not eat nothing while being on patrol and Damian is confused because, he wants to drink his apple juice! So he hides one in his utility belt and drinks it when he thinks no one's around.
Next day there's a whole publicity of the apple juice's brand saying that their apple juice is so good even Robin drinks it, with a picture of him drinking the damn apple juice.
Damian feels betrayed.
He changes apple juice for grape juice.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAW 🎊
in a world as degrading and dangerous for women as the one piece world, nami serves as a symbol of hope to all girls that women can be free too. most civilian women in the op world have to be wary of what streets they go down, lest they get kidnapped and sold into the multi-island human trafficking circle that dominates the seas. they worry if one day they could run into a celestial dragon and on a whim, he’d decide to make her his personal pet, with no regard to her autonomy. women are labeled as weaker, as less conventional to be a pirate,,
and then you have nami. nami, the trustee of the most dangerous man in the world. nami, the fearless navigator that flew her crew to the sky. nami, the girl that broke herself free from the chains of her abuser and simultaneously freed her entire village. nami, the free spirit that punches men for being perverts while maintaining her femininity and glamour, because women don’t have to be less female to be badass.
god i love oda sm
Managed to finish one more piece of animation before the new year! Part ?/??? of my Super Sons anim project, based on Superman #10 by Peter Tomasi and Patrick Gleason.
To anyone who's read the comic: why yes this DID get away from me when storyboarding, but I was having so much fun.
Damian (in between chewing his sandwich): Grandfather, you have that skibidi Ohio rizz.
Ra's Al Ghul (perplexed at what he just got called): I have the what what what?
Bruce chuckled, wiping his nose as he did. Damian quickly swallowed his food, eager to clarify his point.
Damian: It means you're uncool and bad at flirting.
Ra's Al Ghul (debating if he's going insane): That doesn't make any- You said a state in the middle of that.
Damian: It's how some of the kids talk at school. You're also the opposite of sigma.
Damian snickered, a grin plastered on his face as he watched the gears in his grandfather's head grind to a halt, imagining steam billowing from his ears. Ra's turned to Bruce, one eyebrow raised, an expression that was equal parts anger and confusion.
Ra's: I'm aware he's autistic, but unless I missed the part where they have brain damage, this is not normal behavior. What brainwashing have you been putting this child through?
Bruce (texting Selina): You're blaming the wrong person. Kids are going through their brain rot era and Damian is getting caught in the crossfire.
Damian (pointing at the man): Grandpa, you have negative aura.
Ra's (slapping the boy's hand away and then pointing to a corner of the room): Alright now that one I know is an insult! Time out, go to the wall and stare at it for ten minutes!
Damian sucked his teeth but eventually stood up, walking over to the wall and staring at it. Though he was enjoying practicing the latest, terrible Gen Alpha slang especially to annoy his family with, he still maintained respect with his elders.
Damian: He's just salty he has skibidi ohio rizz.
Ra's and Bruce (in unison): Stop saying that like it means anything! Oh great, now I'm agreeing with him! Look what you made me do!