Tim, Slightly Drunk: I Told You All That I Lost My Spleen, But I Actually Know Exactly Where It Is, Because

Superman thinking him and Batman are courting, while Batman thinks they are bitter rivals.

Superman drops off some pretty flowers for Batman one day ‘To Batman xox Superman’ (he’s so brave - very proud of himself). Bruce immediately googles all the flowers in it to try and work out the meaning.

“Gazania’s represent wealth and Richness.. It has moon flowers in it. Moon… it’s currently a waning moon… *GASP* he knows I’m Bruce Wayne.”

“Sir maybe he just liked the look of the flowers-“

“BEGONIA’S MEAN BEWARE ALFRED! He knows my identity and he is BLACKMAILING me!”

“What about the note, sir. He signed it x o x ”

“It’s one of those ‘emoticons’ Alfred! Two x’s for dead eyes and the o is the surprised mouth. My god he’s going to kill me and he thinks I’ll never see it coming.”

Superman is leaving every encounter kicking his feet and writing Clark Batman Kent in his diary, while Batman is updating his will and preparing to wage a war against a god.

Bruce: uh, Tim?

Tim: *clearly haven't slept for 2 days straight.* yes, B?

Bruce: i have a tiny little, little request for you to do.

Tim: *squinting,* this is not a little request, but sure what is it?

Bruce: *scratch his neck.* can you.. uh, take over the Wayne enterprises for me? you know, being Batman and Bruce wayne at the same time is.. kinda hard.

Tim: *spit out coffee.* Bruce I'm fucking seventeen–

Tim: *warping the meeting.* okay, thank you for attending this meeting, guys. i hope we can reach out for that manufacturer in Star City or get that new steel blueprint from Metropolis.

worker 1: *whisper* this new boss is more competent than the playboy.

worker 2: sush! it's his child!

Tim: *sips coffee.* no guys, please continue, i want trash talk too.

unfinished mer au comic :) dialogue from @mamawasatesttube

I think Jon is a very intense version of Superman. He’s a kid given this big responsibility and almost no control on his very extreme emotions. I think he can get a bit erratic, I think he’s worn out his goodwill faster than Clark ever did or will. I also think Damian is more of a shining light in Gotham than Bruce ever was because Damian demonstrates change. He knows the city is hopeless but he also thinks it’s worth it because he changed. He knows how the blood on his hands felt and how it felt when he washed it off.

This is why when I like the demon Jon and angel Damian motif better than the inverse.

Trans!Tim Drake but also not Trans Tim Drake.

Androgynous!Tim Drake.

Tim is afab, but also not a female, but not a male, but not non binary.

Tim who has no idea what to do with his gender, so he just switches it up.

But he isn't gender fluid, no.

He looks like both genders, but he isn't both and he isn't neither.

It's a "If you call me a girl or a guy upon your first meeting with me, just stick with it, I don't care".

The hero community are somewhat aware but also not aware at all.

Like there are heroes who call Red Robin a female but Tim Drake a male.

There are heroes who call Red Robin male but Tim Drake female.

There are heroes who call both Tim Drake and Red Robin males.

And there are heroes who call Tim Drake and Red Robin female.

He doesn't care.

Gender is just a societal social structure that science slapped a name on anyways.

Jason "stole batman's tires" Todd would pull ts I know it

another damian headcanon

so it's well known that Damian can draw, but just imagine him giving out tattoos at school. He run's a underground business and everything

I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

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Damian Al-Ghul Wayne's face card is so fucking lethal.

They took Talia Al-Ghul and Bruce Wayne, the two most beautiful people on the planet and made them have a kid.

This boy is so so so pretty. He walks into an art gallery and people stop to admire him.

Drop dead gorgeous? More like imma resurrect just to see this piece of beauty for myself.

Everyone falls all over themselves for him. This boy is the epitome of pretty privilege, be so fr😭😭.

And when he grows his hair out?? The world fucking stops. He looks so good in everything and anything goddamn.