To Me Biblically Accurate Jondami Is Them Constantly Insulting Each Other And Arguing/fighting But It's

Harley and Tim fighting after Tim came out as nonbinary:

Harley, swinging a bat at Red Robin: are you wearing lipstick?

Red Robin, dodging and sweeping at her legs: yeah actually. I'm trying out make up recently.

Harley, doing a cartwheel to dodge: it looks nice but thats a whole lot of red on your costume. I think black might look better.

Red Robin, sliding passed her and pulling her off balance: you think?

Harley, pinned: yeah! Come visit me in Arkham tomorrow and show me how it looks 'kay?

Red Robin, handcuffing her: yeah! Want me to bring you a coffee?

Harley: if you bring me a vanilla chai, I'll give you some pointers on how to do your nails. What are your pronouns by the way?

Red Robin: they/them

Harley, being put in the batmoblie: got it!! see you tomorrow!

Batman, whose been hearing all of this over comms: what the fuck just happened?

Damian Wayne head canon

In this headcanon, Damian didn't learn English until the age of 8, which made it his 7th language. As a result, his English isn't very good. However, he hides this well because he is a fast learner. He is good at speaking English but has to take his time to comprehend it when someone speaks to him.

This leads to the event where Damian gets de-aged and he doesn't understand anything they are saying, which makes the batfam confused as to why he is not responding. The first person to realize what was happening was when Cass spoke Arabic and Damian finally responded.

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no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !

Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort

Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare

Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you

Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention

Your bank account always having an unlimited balance

Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed

Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated

The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice

Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly

Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it

A personal library that expands with every book you think about

Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort

Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading

Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go

A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly

The ability to read minds only when you want to

Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go

Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable

Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it

Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them

A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything

Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation

Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day

Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else

Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain

Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them

Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to

The ability to sense when someone is lying to you

Plants and nature responding positively to your presence

A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality

Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them

Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically

Always having the perfect comeback in any situation

Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will

A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect

Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature

Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you

Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise

People remembering you in the best way after every interaction

Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen

Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds

Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them

A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning

Every door opening for you right before you reach it

Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you

The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want

Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled

The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky

A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace

Joker Jr. au comic thing and also Kon is there because I love drawing him

Thinking about Damian who gets called 'a selfish prick without a heart or the emotional capacity to give even a sliver of a fuck' and he just hides how much that hurt him until eventually he comes up to Bruce or one of his brothers crying because is he really that heartless? is he really so selfish and cruel?

They make me cry uncontrollably

Ily baby Dami and LOA Jason Todd

Bruce then compliments him more and Dick busts a move. Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

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DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANON

A headcanon where Damian can't stand the cold, so when winter comes, he either avoids going outside or wears double the winter gear when he goes outsid

When he is forced to go outside, he huddles up in a big puffy coat, a large scarf, fur winter boots, a hoodie with cat ears (a gift from Dick), and earmuffs. He even brings Titus so he can have more warmth near him.

Throughout the year, the batfam has a scrapbook (that Damian doesn't know about) dedicated to Damian in his winter gear because it's one of the cutest/funniest things they have ever seen Damian do.