Forcing Oliver Into Being Friends With Damian And Jon Like A Helicopter Parent.

@tinybluealien 😭😭✋✋

I like to think he was on a mission, fell down the mountain right to the water, right in front of the monkeys, and now they think he's a weird type of monkey. Poor weird monkey, all alone, they decide to take him in. Besides, he has food!

Damian panics because those nuts are all he has and they're eating them way too fast. He thinks they'll attack him the moment they're over, but they're actually very nice.

He's starting to feel dizzy when Bruce arrives and, well...

Bruce gave them lots of yummy food and took Damian while they were eating.

Best mission ever.

When the short becomes the tall

I was lowk guessing w the height so mb💀

Jason and Tim:

Miku fan

post 1:07 AM. head empty, no thoughts

inspired by this panel:

and jason and steph

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

Yeah no. I would die for him.

autistic damian who finally feels comfortable to stim, develops a stim where he puts his fingers in his mouth and the rest of the batfamily doesn’t know what to do because it’s unsanitary and not good for his teeth but they don’t want to crush his spirit.

Superman born circa 1990 and being in his early 30s as of 2025 doesn’t wear a cape simply because it was common amongst his people. He wears it partially because of social media and people being so thirsty.

Early Superman goes out in the skintight suit and red boots with the House of El’s crest on his chest. He does his thing—saving the day and whatnot. He’s feared by some, but beloved by most. Then Twitter and its trending topics become a thing. Suddenly he’s feared by some, beloved by others, but lusted after by a fuckload of people.

“The people of the internet want to know if your ass is real,” Hal giggles breathlessly. “They think your suit is padded!”

Clark crosses his arms and absolutely does not pout. He’s not pouting. Or blushing.

“Oh my God,” Barry cackles, scrolling on his phone. “This is everything. They’re calling you Super Thicc Man.”

“Two c’s,” Ollie snorts as he looks over Barry’s shoulder. “There are memes, Blue. You’re a meme.”

Hal squawks and shoves his phone into Bruce’s face. To his credit, Bruce barely twitches—to the naked human eye, anyway. Clark knows Bruce’s micro expressions better than anyone and can tell the other man’s snickering in his head.

“‘Double cheeked up’ is trending!” Hal nearly falls out of his seat laughing. “Holy shit. ‘What you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon—hella ass, the sun is still out.’ This is the best day of my life!”

Bruce coughs delicately—a sure sign that he’s losing the fight to giggles.

“Maybe,” he says slowly, “this is a good thing. They’re not afraid of you if they’re lusting after you.”

Clark blushes for hours on end. Ma retrieves the red blanket he’d been wrapped in when he landed on Earth and sews him his first cape. Bruce, being a good and apologetic friend, scrubs as many of the memes from the internet as he can.