Do you think the rouges think there is a new Robin every time they change something about themselves because honestly the robins all look pretty similar so the only way to tell was in the style choices
They know Batman gets a new Robin occasionally but they don’t know when which leads to them thinking that Batman got a new sidekick after like a hair cut or a suit change
Riddler: oh I see Batman got a new Robin needed the newer version hm?
Tim drake got a hair cut: (gets punched when he pauses in confusion)
Tim in the midst of puberty and his voice got deeper: stop right there joker
Joker: ooh a new bird to kill how fun I should get my crow bar polished
Harley and ivy robing a bank just as Damian shows up
Harley: ok this is getting ridiculous we need to have a intervention for you batsy there is no way you can give your children enough emotional support and attention if you adopt a new one once a month
Damian who redesigned his suit: wha-
Batman pinching the bridge of his nose: same kid Harley
Ivy: are you sure about that
Harley: yea are ya sure you didn’t adopt one without realizing it batsy?
Batman glances at Damian unsure:
Damian: Father!
Rough sketch of the gang
1. Dick is ceo of the “protect Damian club”
2. Jason’s wings are a little broken after the joker incident
3. Tim and steph are gossip girls
Jason "stole batman's tires" Todd would pull ts I know it
rotten 🍅🍋
how embarrassing 🤨…
Bruce:
Dick:
Dick: what do you have in mind old man, you’re scaring me
Bruce: Wally has children.
Dick:
Dick: I am perfectly aware of that-
Bruce: three kids. Almost old as you were when you started crime fighting.
Dick:
Bruce: I want grandchildren Dick. I want you married. Barry has grandchildren, Diana had grandchildren, Oliver fuckin’ Queen has grandchildren. I better have them before Jon Kent marry.
Dick: Jesus Christ…
Imagine Damian forming a plan to catch Santa Claus. He’s written a letter, accumulated some traps, and stayed up all night just just to do this. He absolutely denies believing in him BUT what if the man does exist???
Dick intercepts the letter, like the good big brother he is, gathering the forces. Tim disarms the traps, Dick and Steph both get the presents, and Jason dons a fat suit and climbs down the Wayne manor chimney (Dick owes him big time).
It’s all worth it seeing the absolute astonishment of Damian’s face when Jason starts gobbling down the milk and cookies set out (and avoids swallowing the tracker hidden inside both items) before grunting up the Chimney.
They fein all knowledge of the incident in the morning. Bruce gets an absolutely earful from Damian about “increased security on Christmas Eve.”
Hello, hi, I want to give dami my psvita so he can crush project diva like his god given right as a Miku fan.
He won’t disappoint you!!! He'll give it a good use!! (he'll stay up every night)
Prerobin Tim
He was allowed to go on patrol alone. Little does he know the rest of the batfam is cleaning every single place he goes so he doesn't have to fight.
I'm not good at...drawing in general. LMAO, NO. I'm not good at backgrounds, I suck at drawing backgrounds, but I had this idea so I forced myself to do this.
I like to think Bruce tells his children to not eat nothing while being on patrol and Damian is confused because, he wants to drink his apple juice! So he hides one in his utility belt and drinks it when he thinks no one's around.
Next day there's a whole publicity of the apple juice's brand saying that their apple juice is so good even Robin drinks it, with a picture of him drinking the damn apple juice.
Damian feels betrayed.
He changes apple juice for grape juice.
Damian is an animal person, and I like to think that he has pets of all kinds. Including illegal ones and legal ones.
He probably has gone to his father more than once to get him to get a permit for a pet.
Damian, walking over to Bruce at that point in the day when he agrees with anything: Father?
Bruce, exhausted™: Yes Damian?
Damian holding up a paper: May you sign this?
Bruce not even reading the paper: yeah sure
Damian two weeks later walking into the manor with a pet ferret in hand: Father, I’ve named him Jason. Do you like him?
Bruce remembering that ferrets are illegal to own in New Jersey without a permit: He’s lovely… how did you.. get him?
Damian: You signed the paper two weeks ago
Bruce who doesn’t remember that but knows he definitely signed something: oh… okay