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The First Start

Series: Persona 5 Pairing: Akira/Mishima Rating: G Summary:

It’s his fault that the new transfer student is being treated the way he is. The least he could do is make him some lunch.

[Written for the Moon Boy Zine. Thanks for letting me be a part of it!]

Tags: canon setting, fluff

He really should’ve minded his own business.

Every day the same conversation circles the classrooms and the hallways about “that guy with the criminal record”, and if it isn’t Mishima’s own fault that the rumours have gotten this bad it would’ve been so much easier to just ignore it. The target in point doesn’t seem remotely bothered by it himself; he often sits alone at lunch, skimming through a book or talking quietly to his desk (which Mishima finds out later that there’s a cat there, of all things). The snide remarks and petty rumours whispered around are definitely loud enough for Akira to hear, but he never shows any signs of noticing, of even trying to correct them. At first Mishima wonders if Akira is just plain oblivious, but at times when the gossip gets especially bad, Akira simply gets up and leaves. Cool and composed as always, it seems, and if Akira isn’t bothered by it then there’s no reason for him to worry.

It’s just that the students in his class talk so damned loud. None of the rumours they speak of are true, at least they can’t be, because Akira saved him once and he isn’t the kind of person everyone believes he is. It’s agonizing to hear all the things they accuse Akira of doing without any proof, without even bothering to get to know him first. And, Mishima thinks with a twinge of guilt, he could’ve been one of them too if Akira hadn’t bothered to step in and offer his help. Even if Mishima had been forced to do it, this is all because of him and there’s really nothing he can do about it.

Or at least nothing about the rumours. He has finally had enough when the girls sitting beside him giggle and whisper, “Look how pitiful that criminal record guy is, always sitting by himself at lunch. No one will want to sit with him.” It leaves a bad taste in his mouth, and so he stands up.

He moves a little too fast, and his chair screeches across the floor in protest. The chatter in the classroom dies down and everyone turns their eyes on him, and suddenly his neck is burning hot. He glances over at Akira, sitting by himself and flipping through the book in his hands. No one will want to sit with him. Feeling the stares boring into his skin, he grips his lunch and his phone and walks over to Akira.

He shouldn’t be playing with fire. Everyone’s eyes are on him. But how else will he prove those girls wrong? He pulls out the empty seat in front of Akira (Ann’s, he remembers, a good thing she never eats in the classroom) and sits himself down. Akira looks up, his eyebrows rising slightly, and snaps his book shut.

Their classmates’ stares are burning holes in Mishima now, and he forces a strained smile and puts his lunch down on the table. “Mind if I join you?” he asks, and Akira looks surprised at the question.

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

Ninjago, but Jay knows that they are all in a show. But only Jay. So he'll just stare straight into the camera or mention it ever once and a while and everyone else just thinks he's crazy.

"Hey guys are you sure we can trust this person, because back in seaso-"

"Oh my gosh, can you stop pretending that we're in a TV show for like one second!"

Or

"Jay, what the frick are you staring at??"

Or

"Hey look at all of this writing I found about us on this websi-"

"Ugg guys! Jay's being weird again!"

Crossover with Mammon and Bakugou anyone??

So in Goblin Squad D&D yesterday, our Barbarian had just… the stupidest, DUMBEST, most terrifying, absolutely godlike thing happen to him.

This is a story of numbers, but it’s still beautiful.

We were fighting a dragon.

The dragon is hopping around while the Barbarian is just racing around trying to catch up to her

Dragon finally decides, no, really, fuck specifically THAT ranger and goes hog fucking wild on me (I LIVED!) but holds still long enough for the Barbarian to finally rage and LEAP ONTO HER BACK and go STAB

Dragon sees this and goes, “Oh. Sick.” 

and just goes VERT

Pro: I am not tanking anymore

Con: She instantly moves FOUR HUNDRED FEET STRAIGHT UP INTO THE AIR…. with our  raging Barbarian holding on for dear gottdamn life

One round later, she’s another 160 feet up, still getting stabbed by a Barbarian who has somehow held on, now getting attacked by ballistae and we’re all starting to get CONCERNED

Because if they take that dragon down, that is 560 feet our Barbarian is also falling out of the sky, and he is not attuned to the ONLY THING WE HAVE that can save his fucking life from that height

I’m sitting there doing math, trying to determine if 560′ is enough to kill him outright, silently being very grateful we still have exactly ONE diamond to rez his ass

and the dragon just goes VERT again, ANOTHER four hundred feet in the air

The Barbarian, now finally free from any potential collateral, cackles, as he is at long last, unshackled by the restraints of his conscience.

He has a tattoo, you see, which allows him to cast Fireball once per day

centered on himself

with a save which he autofails

But he is a tiefling.

And this fucker still has 160 hit points by the time it’s done exploding. But the explosion sends him backward as he fails the Athletics check to continue holding on and he begins to fall.

He falls for 3 fucking rounds and we can only watch our friend fall to his certain death.

The DM… has to roll ninety six d6s

let that number sink in for you

NINETY. SIX. D6s. They normally roll with real dice, you can hear the clickety clack through the discord, but  they had to get out a fucking app for this because they do not OWN ninety. fucking. six. d6s.

It comes out to 402 fucking bludgeoning damage he takes on impact as he leaves a Barbarian shaped crater in the center of the forum, 10 feet wide, 5 feet deep, a cloud of dust and broken brick shooting out as he lands.

And do you know what happens next?

Do you know what the fuck we see as the dust settles?

We hear a cough, and a see a thumbs up come out of the crater. 1 hit point left.

402 damage. Raging as he landed, halved to 201. He had 160HP left, it only brought him down to -41, not enough to kill him outright (you have to get equal to negative your max HP), AND HE’S LEVEL 12, which means he has access to Relentless Rage: the first time you’d drop below 0 HP, if it doesn’t outright kill you, you have to roll a Con save of 10 or higher to instead drop to 1 HP. He rolled an 11.

He fell almost a THOUSAND feet from the air off the back of a fucking dragon, took NINETY SIX D6 FALL DAMAGE, AND LIVED.

His arena name lived up to the hubris of this fucking swan dive. All hail ALTANIN, THE UN-FUCKING-BREAKABLE

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