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4 years ago

[Kinkajou gets hit by a car]

Passerby: Oh my god are you okay?

Kinkajou: Please... I... need my phone....

Kinkajou, on the group chat: LMFAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT

4 years ago
“What’s Happening In Thailand”
“What’s Happening In Thailand”
“What’s Happening In Thailand”
“What’s Happening In Thailand”
“What’s Happening In Thailand”
“What’s Happening In Thailand”

“What’s happening in Thailand”

4 years ago
Reblog The 500,000 Dollar Written Check From Seto Kaiba And Money Will Come Your Way.

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

4 years ago
8.11.20, Belarus

8.11.20, Belarus

Citizens protest the illegitimate election of Lukashenko, entering his 6th term. In response to protests, police have deployed tear gas and water canons against demonstrators, as Lukashenko has vowed not to let the country be divided. 

8.11.20, Belarus

This should be familiar to Americans. As countries worldwide refuse to move away from capitalism in order to respond to the pandemic and income inequality, they are turning to fascism like they did in response to the Great Depression.

4 years ago

I learned Tumblr kills posts with links so I had to make a new one.

Hi. I’m Alexa, I’m 25, a lesbian, I live in Poland and I am dying.

I was born with unfortunate amount of rare genetic illnesses and gathered some comorbid ones on my way through teen years.

Right now I hope to live 7, maybe 10 years. I do have a chance for more if I’m lucky and in good care, and I’m desperate to live as long as I can.

I’m a full time wheelchair user and I also have to use oxygen generator.

In December I moved out to rented flat with my sister. It’s much more accessible and life is much easier now, especially considering our abusive parents. But money is tight and with COVID pandemic it’s even worse.

Long term I’m trying to raise enough to upgrade my oxygen generator so I can get my oxygen as prescribed - one I use now is too weak and only helps some and still leaves me with hypoxia symptoms at times.

But short term,being immunocompromised during the pandemic, I need help with expenses like groceries delivery, oxygen cannulas (they got much more expensive now, and harder to get) and meds.

My paypal is PayPal.me/AlexaOlszewska

My ko-fi: ko-fi.com/helpalexa

I make embroidery commissions and sewing commissions. My embroidery blog is @ spoonsandneedles here on tumblr, but you can also commission me here. I use sliding scale prices and am always willing to work with you.

I will show proof of all of that if needed but before you ask, I would please ask you to consider that it’s quite personal, intimate informations and even putting myself out there like this is pretty humiliating. So just please be nice and respectful cause I’m being vulnerable here.

Some photos so you know who you’re helping.

I Learned Tumblr Kills Posts With Links So I Had To Make A New One.
I Learned Tumblr Kills Posts With Links So I Had To Make A New One.
I Learned Tumblr Kills Posts With Links So I Had To Make A New One.
4 years ago

Please don’t write nsfw shit about real life people ffs

4 years ago

Hey. Hello.

I am monumentally tired of fighting. But I’m going to continue to do so for as long as I can.

Right now I am seeing long-time followers attack Kamala Harris and Joe Biden for picking her as a running mate. I know a lot of people look at this duo and see “more of the same.” I’ve seen so many intelligent people saying they are not going to vote.

It is absolutely critical that you vote the Biden/Harris ticket. I want you to remember that while you are pointing out the flaws, and here is why.

The current president is literally a fascist. He’s slow-burning, meaning he’s slowly moving the goalpost farther right. The only reason he’s slow-moving is because the Republican party still has the barest semblance of a conscience. Think of what would have happened if #45 said “we should delay the election!” and McConnell said “yeah okay that sounds cool.”

Do you know how terrifying that is? Because if he got congress to delay the election somehow, there would be no reason to ever have a federal election again. He could just keep delaying it forever.

“But CK,” you say. “The constitution says we can’t delay a presidential election!”

Checks and balances say a lot of things. Checks and balances say that bills are supposed to be voted on and go to the president for signing or veto. Currently McConnell has found a loophole and just has 400 bills sitting on his desk, ignored.

I want you to keep this in mind: Under fascism, the constitution does not matter. They will find a way around it. They’re trying to find ways around amendments, too, poking and prodding at free speech until they can find a way to shut it down.

And if #45 decides he doesn’t want to play anymore, he’s got a whole fucking army, and he’s just proven that the secret police he has in his employ will do whatever the fuck he says. I need you to recognized that this throwing people in Portland into vans thing wasn’t the ultimate violation of freedom. It was only one step in a massive authoritarian takeover. You cannot trust the secret police to do the right thing and say no. #45 has just proven they’ll listen to him like trained dogs.

He has already started talking about more terms. If he discards the constitution, there will be nothing stopping him from taking them. He’s currently, blatantly trying to rig a free and fair election. This has happened in other countries across the globe, and the same people who are posting “NEVER VOTE FOR BIDEN” are the same ones who post things like “JUSTICE FOR _______” when a despot steals an election.

If the incumbent president wins another term, this will be the last election we have. This will be it. This is how fascism works. This isn’t slippery-slope talk. This isn’t “potential worst case scenario.” We are in the middle of the worst case scenario now.

Please. For the sake of the millions of people who will die under #45. For the sake of people who cannot survive another 4+ years. Think of Biden/Harris as a road block. A barricade. Right in the middle of the road. It stops traffic and doesn’t do anything to get people where they’re going, but at least it stops them from careening off a bridge.

If you never want to have to make this choice again, you have to fight to abolish the US’s First-Past-The-Post voting system, but it is TOO LATE to do that now. No third party candidate can win. Study the election results from the last 40 years and you’ll see.

Please. Wise up. This is our last chance.

4 years ago

I am relatively young but in final stage renal failure. I have a higher chance of survival IF I can recieve proper medical care AND LIVING ASSISTANCE in a different state. Get me OUT of Mississippi. 8/29/18

The long post w the good explanation is being shared but not inspiring much help. So, I simplified it.

I Am Relatively Young But In Final Stage Renal Failure. I Have A Higher Chance Of Survival IF I Can Recieve
I Am Relatively Young But In Final Stage Renal Failure. I Have A Higher Chance Of Survival IF I Can Recieve

My illness is straight up fatal. Not gonna beat around thatBush, anymore. I seem desperate for help because I AM desperate for help.

My nephrologist has seen enough improvement in my kidney function, lately, to believe someone my age (early 30s) might have a longer life WITH PROPER AND FREQUENT MEDICAL ATTENTION. Sadly, that just isn’t an option where I live.

Please, if you can help me with moving expenses (even just a couple of bucks) I would be grateful. I’m sinking fast in Mississippi and now my doctors are giving me too much hope to ignore. I wanna get out of this situation and I’m working my fatigued, brain-foggy ass off to make it out of here.

If I can undo the damage my heart failure caused to the rest of my body, I want to. I don’t want to spend another month KNOWING what I should be eating, what medicines I should be taking, what tests and treatments I should be getting… and receiving almost none of it because Mississippi lawmakers think people like me have somehow earned slow, painful deaths.

Pay T.M. Art using PayPal.Me
PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/robincf and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
4 years ago

My Mom Needs a LUNG!

My Mom Needs A LUNG!

When you’re coughing up a lung, and medicine costs an arm and a leg (WITHOUT the use of alchemy no less) sometimes you need a little help. 

My mom has been working so hard to reach the criteria to get the lung transplant she desperately needs, but without the after transplant medicine, she won’t be able to get there. We’re fundraising to try to raise money with the help of the non-profit organization “Help Hope Live”, and anyway, all this to say- 

During this time if you’re able to share, donate at all, or even commission me that would be greatly appreciated! Anything made from said commissions will be going toward this as well!

My Mom Needs A LUNG!

Below are some ways you can help out, but I’m pretty sure Tumblr is still nerfing posts with links, so one of the simplest things you can do is actually share this post! Please do!

Donate to the campaign site! - https://helphopelive.org/campaign/17321/ (You can read her story, and see more pictures of this strong-willed woman. She’s hung on this long, and God willing she’s not stopping now. This is also tax deductible and such!)

Commission me! - https://theminiartblog.tumblr.com/post/621752208119234561/alexs-moon-garden-hey-everyone-ive-updated-my (My commissions are always open, and I’m pretty quick!)

Send me a ko-fi! - https://ko-fi.com/A8541JPM (You can and will also get some art here too!)

My deepest thanks (and art) is really all I have to offer, but I love my mom so much and I want to help her the best I can! So if you find it in your hearts to help too, thank you, thank you, thank you!

(Posted: August 5, 2020. I’ll keep this updated best I can!)

4 years ago

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

4 years ago
Average Size Mannequin With Average Size Woman.

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

4 years ago

Being a good person is a choice. Don’t let people fool you into believing that truly good people never have bad thoughts, are never tempted by the easier path, by the low road, never mess up or act out selfishly. Never believe a person can be good without making a conscious effort.

Every single time you do something good, you’ve made a decision to make the world a little brighter.

Goodness is not an inherent trait, it is a choice. Keep making it! I see you, I’m proud of you, and I’m rooting for you!

4 years ago

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said "look! It's snowing!" so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn't the first snow and it won't be the last but wasn't it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you've been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn't it beautiful - I promise, you've been helping.

4 years ago
ACNH COMMISSIONS
ACNH COMMISSIONS
ACNH COMMISSIONS
ACNH COMMISSIONS
ACNH COMMISSIONS
ACNH COMMISSIONS

ACNH COMMISSIONS

I've decided that for the month of June, ALL the money I receive from commissions go to donation funds like the George Floyd Memorial fund, Black Lives Matter, Reclaim the block, The Bail Project, Run with Maud, Black Visions Collective, LGBTQ Freedom Fund, and many more.

If you'd like to help me out, I do have a Patreon where you can tip me. I want to use my platform and my voice to help those in need though. I'll try not to overwhelm myself with commissions, but I'll do the best I can to get as many done this month as possible. Please spread the word!

Note: If you purchase a commission at the end of this month and don't receive it till July, the money will still go to these funds.

Icons: $20

Character art: $35

Additional characters +$5

Full illustration: $50

Additional characters +$5

My email: rosechilddd@gmail.com

✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

4 years ago

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4 years ago

I realized I'm only offering animal crossing commissions right now, so let's change that! I'm now doing commissions in my original style as well!

Payment is through PayPal in USD

Please provide references for any characters, people or items you'd like!

Sketches:

Headshots: $10

Half body: $20

Full body: $30

Extra characters: $10 each

I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing

Refined Plain:

Headshots: $30

Half body: $45

Full body: $60

Extra characters: $25 each

I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing

Refined Complete:

Headshots: $100

Half body: $150

Full body: $200

Extra characters: $40 each

I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing
I Realized I'm Only Offering Animal Crossing Commissions Right Now, So Let's Change That! I'm Now Doing

Contact info:

Email: rosechilddd@gmail.com

Feel free to dm me as well!

More of my art on my instagram

Thank you for your support!

4 years ago
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4 years ago

When it comes to a new fandom, you yourself don't choose your favorite. The character appears and you go, "you."

4 years ago
We Will Never Forget You.

We will never forget you.

4 years ago

My friend from Lebanon wrote up a really good thread on Twitter I thought I should share here, just to clear up some of the inaccuracies floating around:

My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To
My Friend From Lebanon Wrote Up A Really Good Thread On Twitter I Thought I Should Share Here, Just To

And here are some of the links they provided:

https://www.supportlrc.app/

Save Lives – Become a Regular Donor
supportlrc.app
Support the Lebanese Red Cross by enrolling to our Individual Giving Program. Register as a Regular Donor by Donating through the web or by

https://www.gofundme.com/f/prevent-suicides-due-to-poverty-and-unemployment

Foodblessed food boxes to help those in need organized by Joey Moawad
gofundme.com
<p>There has never been a worse time to be poor in Lebanon. A political cr… Joey Moawad needs your support for Foodblessed food boxes to

https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-relief-to-lebanon

Medical Relief to Lebanon organized by Majd Faraj
gofundme.com
Hello family and friends,  “Our elders and our children, they await the nation’s call. They are… Majd Faraj needs your support for Medical

https://www.gofundme.com/f/hope-for-lebanon

Hope for Lebanon organized by Samar Seraqui De Buttafoco
gofundme.com
<p> Beirut is crying blood. Beirut is breathing toxic air. The fundraising is urgent. It… Samar Seraqui De Buttafoco needs your support fo

https://www.gofundme.com/f/lebanonneedsorg

Lebanon Needs organized by Christina Nakhle
gofundme.com
<strong>What?</strong> We founded Lebanon Needs to provide those who need it the most with essential s… Christina Nakhle needs your support

http://www.caritas.org.lb/get_involved/donate

Donate | Caritas Lebanon
Caritas Lebanon
Donate | Caritas Lebanon

https://beitelbaraka.net/donation/pay/

https://gogetfunding.com/beirut-emergency-relief/

Beirut Emergency Relief
GoGetFunding
The Explosion in Beirut today feels surreal. I am still unable to fully comprehend what has happened. My neighbourhood is destroyed, my best

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/lebanon-relief

Help raise £5000000 to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut
JustGiving
Weʼre raising money to provide disaster relief after the explosion in Beirut. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

https://www.givingloop.org/offrejoie

Offrejoie | Rebuilding our beloved Beirut! We need your support
givingloop.org
Rebuilding our beloved Beirut! We need your support

https://www.gofundme.com/f/beirut-explosion-emergency-disaster-relief

Beirut Explosion Emergency Disaster Relief organized by Marie-Joe Noon
gofundme.com
Beirut, Lebanon's capital, was hit on August 4, 2020 with a massive explosio… Marie-Joe Noon needs your support for Beirut Explosion Emergen
4 years ago

TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.

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