It's A Family Photograph! Everyone Is Smiling...

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

Guys fic recs for Tony meeting Peter 2 and Oeter 3 please I'm desperate

Ths bishop’s twitter post

The Professor: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Ryan: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

The Professor: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Ryan: Somehow that's worse.

The urge won guys

Noel: I truly hate it here.

Ocean: Now replace “it” with women. Not so funny now is it?

Mischa: Now replace “it” with women. Not so funny now is women?

Penny: Now replace “funny” with it. Not so it now is women?

Constance: I'm having a fucking stroke.

Ricky, via AAC device: Now replace “stroke” with baby. Congratulations.

I know some different Charas from different universes hate when people say that white chocolate is actually chocolate, so.... is that the same with your version of Chara? Do they hate white chocolate?

Local child informs you about chocolate. Final verdict: they will tolerate it.

Song - Feel Better by Penelope Scott

i found a new thing i like

maybe someday i’d be able to think it over calmly, in a brighter place than this, full of sunlight and flowers. but by then it would be too late.