The Peni And Noir Scene We Deserve

What's that sound? 🗣

idea for a ride the cyclone x buzzfeed unsolved crossover fanfic: its the script to an imaginary episode where shane and ryan discuss the unsolved identity of jane doe

ocean: i accept your whole gay thing, i just don't get it

noel: okay. i'll regret this, but what part don't you get?

ocean: why would you prefer men over women? i'm straight but i could never imagine being with a man... like... that. women are infinitely more attractive. why would you make your life harder for a subpar mate?

noel (internally):

noel (internally):

thank you betty for taking that photo

I find it kind of funny that, when you spend enough time in the BFU/Watcher fandom, you will see a good amount of "Hey, this guy looks like Shane Madej!" posts. And the guy never looks like Shane Madej.

maybe someday i’d be able to think it over calmly, in a brighter place than this, full of sunlight and flowers. but by then it would be too late.

he thinks she's a stuffed animal

disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!