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Hi tumblr- what the fuck did I like that would have put this on my dash

night at the museum puppet history au

okay so

Ryan is the new night guard at a children's history museum, it's full of funny puppets most roughly the size of what the new professor puppet is now (some smaller, some bigger)

and much like Larry, he very quickly finds out that these puppets come to life at night and i mean, yeah he freaks out, it's life-size puppets coming to life, that's not exactly non-creepy

Shane is the curator of the museum and likes to make jokes about how the puppets seem to have a life of their own sometimes (Ryan isn't sure if he knows about what happens at night in the museum but Shane absolutely knows)

The main point of the museum is that it hosts various educational talks about history appropriate for small kids right and Shane is just one of the many puppeteers (he usually controls the Professor) but once Ryan makes friends with the puppets, the Professor and co. like to teach Ryan about the more obscure and non-PG history that we get in the actual show (idk about you but cannibalism and death is not exactly kid friendly and the Professor has been dying to tell someone about all this history he knows)

that's all i have for now

Hashtag not my Professor 😤

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I think Kris fits probably the beauty standards of humans but not monsters. This is why I like the theory that Susie grew up in a bigger human/monster town and sees Kris as normal when it comes to their appearance:

Kris: "I never had a girlfriend before" Susie: "Suuuure Kris, suuure" Kris: "No….I am serious…." Susie: "WHAT? but you are so cute, pretty and perfect! Hometown must be blind!" Kris: °///° Kris: "Nobody called me pretty before" Susie: "I will kick all their asses!"

just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means

The ghoulies know what y’all are saying about Shane and they are deeply offended

Is this not the musical?

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself