“There Are Only Two Genders.”

What's that sound? 🗣

idea for a ride the cyclone x buzzfeed unsolved crossover fanfic: its the script to an imaginary episode where shane and ryan discuss the unsolved identity of jane doe

Ok but like if they all came back to life, I feel like it could go one of two directions with how the choir reacts afterward

They could either never bring up what happened with Karnak because it was like too painful or something

Or it could go in the complete opposite direction with them constantly bringing up what happened, usually to make fun of each other

Like one day this one teacher is being a huge jackass so when the teacher asks if they have any fun facts they’d like to share with the class Noel just stands up and goes “When a lioness has children-“

Ocean and Constance are desperately trying not to laugh

Mischa makes it a personal game to call as many people as possible a spielverderber

Somebody is talking for a really long time during a presentation and when it’s over Ricky just signs “And that is why not everyone should have a library card!” while Mischa just tries to not burst out laughing

Penny will sometimes recite Ricky’s Silver Surfer speech just so she can laugh about it later when people are like “Wow. So deep 🥲”

Sometimes you’ll just hear one of them humming everyone’s songs

The funniest time this has happened is when Noel caught Ocean humming “This Song Is Awesome”

Constance bakes everyone Zolar themed cupcakes and they’re so good

Ooh, maybe some chara and asriel being kids and having fun

(i included frisk bc i think it’d be more fun oops)

I feel like mischa would have a panic attack in-front of noel and it would be up to noel to ground him. and it takes awhile but finally mischa is finally calmed down and he’s just like,

“ah, sorry noel. wonder what that is.. hmm..”

“a panic attack, mischa.”

“that’s what’s been happening??”

“Do you mind doing my chores for me Mr. Plant? I’ll be babysitting all day and won’t have time to do so!”

I’m finally done it holy MOLY!! I’m gonna take a 9 hour long nap goodbye

i miss my gf

“your girlfriend?”

no, ghost files

I know some different Charas from different universes hate when people say that white chocolate is actually chocolate, so.... is that the same with your version of Chara? Do they hate white chocolate?

Local child informs you about chocolate. Final verdict: they will tolerate it.