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this is my favourite picture of ryan ever
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
night at the museum puppet history au
okay so
Ryan is the new night guard at a children's history museum, it's full of funny puppets most roughly the size of what the new professor puppet is now (some smaller, some bigger)
and much like Larry, he very quickly finds out that these puppets come to life at night and i mean, yeah he freaks out, it's life-size puppets coming to life, that's not exactly non-creepy
Shane is the curator of the museum and likes to make jokes about how the puppets seem to have a life of their own sometimes (Ryan isn't sure if he knows about what happens at night in the museum but Shane absolutely knows)
The main point of the museum is that it hosts various educational talks about history appropriate for small kids right and Shane is just one of the many puppeteers (he usually controls the Professor) but once Ryan makes friends with the puppets, the Professor and co. like to teach Ryan about the more obscure and non-PG history that we get in the actual show (idk about you but cannibalism and death is not exactly kid friendly and the Professor has been dying to tell someone about all this history he knows)
that's all i have for now
The Professor: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
Ryan: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
The Professor: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Ryan: Somehow that's worse.
I think Kris fits probably the beauty standards of humans but not monsters. This is why I like the theory that Susie grew up in a bigger human/monster town and sees Kris as normal when it comes to their appearance:
Kris: "I never had a girlfriend before" Susie: "Suuuure Kris, suuure" Kris: "No….I am serious…." Susie: "WHAT? but you are so cute, pretty and perfect! Hometown must be blind!" Kris: °///° Kris: "Nobody called me pretty before" Susie: "I will kick all their asses!"
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All drawn on whiteboard fox [it was SO laggy[
Monster - Dodie
Beware the pipeline
they/them || artist I'm honestly in a lot of fandom so Imma just focus on my AU lol
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