Why Are These IKEA Cutting Boards Named Like Another Silly Ryan Bergara Nickname ?

im a shaniac until im alone in a dark, decrepit room and hear the house settle. then im quaking in my little boogara boots.

idea for a ride the cyclone x buzzfeed unsolved crossover fanfic: its the script to an imaginary episode where shane and ryan discuss the unsolved identity of jane doe

night at the museum puppet history au

okay so

Ryan is the new night guard at a children's history museum, it's full of funny puppets most roughly the size of what the new professor puppet is now (some smaller, some bigger)

and much like Larry, he very quickly finds out that these puppets come to life at night and i mean, yeah he freaks out, it's life-size puppets coming to life, that's not exactly non-creepy

Shane is the curator of the museum and likes to make jokes about how the puppets seem to have a life of their own sometimes (Ryan isn't sure if he knows about what happens at night in the museum but Shane absolutely knows)

The main point of the museum is that it hosts various educational talks about history appropriate for small kids right and Shane is just one of the many puppeteers (he usually controls the Professor) but once Ryan makes friends with the puppets, the Professor and co. like to teach Ryan about the more obscure and non-PG history that we get in the actual show (idk about you but cannibalism and death is not exactly kid friendly and the Professor has been dying to tell someone about all this history he knows)

that's all i have for now

The heromari dynamic

big apple steve

What if…

Trying to convince my fellow college-aged friends to watch puppet history like “okay do you remember the guys who did buzzfeed unsolved? Do you remember history videos like crash course? Drunk history? Well imagine all of those mushed together but outside the confines of buzzfeed because they have their own production company now. And there’s puppets. And lore. And musical numbers. And rotating live action guests. And the defenestrations of Prague”