Me When I’m Doomed By The Narrative

Being spider man is easy

Spinning them around in my head like cockroaches

thank you betty for taking that photo

shane’s shanesonas

Some more of these

Hi tumblr- what the fuck did I like that would have put this on my dash

wine guy

if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(

“Do you mind doing my chores for me Mr. Plant? I’ll be babysitting all day and won’t have time to do so!”

I’m finally done it holy MOLY!! I’m gonna take a 9 hour long nap goodbye