vincentshitposting
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Dw bb ive got pink earplugs now you’ll be good <3 /p t
Bro I'm so sad right now I just basically failed a test 😕 but can you do one of comfort you can pick who
Mark x Reader: Failing a test
me when I fail my chem test:
dw i'm right there with you
hcs under the cut!
You crashed into Mark's bedroom, eyes puffy with tears as you crashed onto his bed
right into the piles and piles of homework he's been doing
"Jesu- Y/n! Hey, man.... what's up?" He asked, his tone softening gradually as you buried your face into his duvet
Picking your head up just enough to be audible, you let out a slow whine "Duuuuuuude, I just totally failed my test. I can feel it in my heart."
Mark nodded understandingly, putting aside his books and pulling you up to a sitting position
"Cmon I'm sure it isn't that ba-"
You held up the sheet of paper he hadn't seen you come in with, a big fat 45 circled in red
"It's so overrrrr-" you groaned, throwing the paper in the air and falling back onto his bed
Mark understood the plight of being bad at school, or even just having a tough class/unit
Hell, he'd barely made it through junior year geography, and scraped by with a brazen 65%
He understood what you were going through, is all.
"Hey.... you did your best, Y/n. That's all any of us can do"
"Ugh- but this can't be my best. everyone says to just do your best, but what if my best isn't good enough?"
Mark bit his lip, resting a hand on your shoulder "How could your best ever not be good enough?"
A moment of silence passed between the two of you
before Mark stood up and held a hand out to you, pulling you to your feet
"Look, I get it, school is hard and it's hard to make it in a competitive world that doesn't care about you. But I care about you. And we're gonna get through this together."
He contemplated something for a moment "Hey... do you want to go for a fly?"
"Uh..." You gave it a thought, realizing you needed a distraction, before nodding "yeah, sure!"
If need be, you tied your hair up, and Mark floated outside his window
Flying around had become a relatively frequent stress reliever for the two of you
and the setup was simple
you clambored onto Marks back, careful not to kick him in the stomach as he secured his hands under your knees/thighs
"Ready?" Mark prepped, looking back at you with a smile
"You know it" you responded, leaning your head into Marks neck as he took off
There's something so therapeutic about driving with the windows down
and there's something so clandestine about the way the wind tangles your hair, tossing it beyond recognition as the cold air whips around you
As a child you'd loved window's-down car rides, but this was next level
"Hey, Y/n?" Mark started, slowing down a little bit to ensure your ears didn't burst "We could start a study group, you know. I'm sure William would want in on that."
You mumbled nothing in particular into his shoulder, before groaning "Yeah, yeah you're probably right. That's a good idea. We... should do that. I just..." you sighed, lazily draping your arms over and around his neck as he came to a stop
"I feel like shit. Like even when I try, I'm a failure. I know I'm not the failure, but you can only fail so much before it feels like a system error. I hate feeling like my effort doesn't matter, or that I'm inherently wrong about my priorities, or that I'm bad at being a student. It's hard. That's all."
Mark gave pause, before smiling up at you "The fact this bothers you so bad means you're going to do better next time. You could die at any moment, my day to day involves fighting aliens and the supernatural, and I'm still worried about my homework for calc." he paused before continuing with a pained tone
"It's hard. It's soooo fucking hard, Y/n. And you don't get a medal for never complaining and never struggling and never feeling bad. You get a medal for getting through it, no matter how you get through it." You smiled softly, ducking your forehead down onto his shoulder, holding a fist up to him "To getting through it?"
He bumped your first "To getting through it. I'm gonna take us home, okay?"
You grumbled incoherently as Mark shifted course, taking you in the vague direction of your hometown.
God knows he's awful at geography.
“There's something so therapeutic about driving with the windows down” bitch.
Bro I'm so sad right now I just basically failed a test 😕 but can you do one of comfort you can pick who
Mark x Reader: Failing a test
me when I fail my chem test:
dw i'm right there with you
hcs under the cut!
You crashed into Mark's bedroom, eyes puffy with tears as you crashed onto his bed
right into the piles and piles of homework he's been doing
"Jesu- Y/n! Hey, man.... what's up?" He asked, his tone softening gradually as you buried your face into his duvet
Picking your head up just enough to be audible, you let out a slow whine "Duuuuuuude, I just totally failed my test. I can feel it in my heart."
Mark nodded understandingly, putting aside his books and pulling you up to a sitting position
"Cmon I'm sure it isn't that ba-"
You held up the sheet of paper he hadn't seen you come in with, a big fat 45 circled in red
"It's so overrrrr-" you groaned, throwing the paper in the air and falling back onto his bed
Mark understood the plight of being bad at school, or even just having a tough class/unit
Hell, he'd barely made it through junior year geography, and scraped by with a brazen 65%
He understood what you were going through, is all.
"Hey.... you did your best, Y/n. That's all any of us can do"
"Ugh- but this can't be my best. everyone says to just do your best, but what if my best isn't good enough?"
Mark bit his lip, resting a hand on your shoulder "How could your best ever not be good enough?"
A moment of silence passed between the two of you
before Mark stood up and held a hand out to you, pulling you to your feet
"Look, I get it, school is hard and it's hard to make it in a competitive world that doesn't care about you. But I care about you. And we're gonna get through this together."
He contemplated something for a moment "Hey... do you want to go for a fly?"
"Uh..." You gave it a thought, realizing you needed a distraction, before nodding "yeah, sure!"
If need be, you tied your hair up, and Mark floated outside his window
Flying around had become a relatively frequent stress reliever for the two of you
and the setup was simple
you clambored onto Marks back, careful not to kick him in the stomach as he secured his hands under your knees/thighs
"Ready?" Mark prepped, looking back at you with a smile
"You know it" you responded, leaning your head into Marks neck as he took off
There's something so therapeutic about driving with the windows down
and there's something so clandestine about the way the wind tangles your hair, tossing it beyond recognition as the cold air whips around you
As a child you'd loved window's-down car rides, but this was next level
"Hey, Y/n?" Mark started, slowing down a little bit to ensure your ears didn't burst "We could start a study group, you know. I'm sure William would want in on that."
You mumbled nothing in particular into his shoulder, before groaning "Yeah, yeah you're probably right. That's a good idea. We... should do that. I just..." you sighed, lazily draping your arms over and around his neck as he came to a stop
"I feel like shit. Like even when I try, I'm a failure. I know I'm not the failure, but you can only fail so much before it feels like a system error. I hate feeling like my effort doesn't matter, or that I'm inherently wrong about my priorities, or that I'm bad at being a student. It's hard. That's all."
Mark gave pause, before smiling up at you "The fact this bothers you so bad means you're going to do better next time. You could die at any moment, my day to day involves fighting aliens and the supernatural, and I'm still worried about my homework for calc." he paused before continuing with a pained tone
"It's hard. It's soooo fucking hard, Y/n. And you don't get a medal for never complaining and never struggling and never feeling bad. You get a medal for getting through it, no matter how you get through it." You smiled softly, ducking your forehead down onto his shoulder, holding a fist up to him "To getting through it?"
He bumped your first "To getting through it. I'm gonna take us home, okay?"
You grumbled incoherently as Mark shifted course, taking you in the vague direction of your hometown.
God knows he's awful at geography.
Btw guys. I am the ONLY person in the King Lizard fandom. The fuck is up with that. Please, please, please. More love for my man. He deserves it.
My Favorite Thing is that you didn’t even properly respond to the person <3
fem!reader with cecil headcanons pleaseeeee (can be nsfw if you're fine with that:3)
SFW and NSFW Cecil X fem!Reader HCs
IF YOU ARE MY BSF DO NOT READ THIS. This has been your warning. I want this old man carnally, and it’s abt to be everyone’s problem. I’ll lyk when the nsfw starts so if you want to JUST read the SFW, there’ll be a warning.
hcs under the cut!
Ive been thinking about him like a mix of Batman and a veteran, and that’s not an incorrect opinion of him
he eats canned beans, on toast
“Cecil wtf…”
the first time you see this you literally force him to eat something else because no way that’s nutritious OR delicious
being basically the sole intelligent person keeping the earth safe, he has a hard time doing leisure activities, like going on dates
so a lot of your dates are work dates
playing tic tac toe while monitoring world ending threats
youre playing stardew valley together on opposite ends of the earth
he romances Maru, pragmatic, efficient, he skips all their heart cutscenes
Hes terrible at video games
Absolutely amazing at Monopoly though, and WILL NOT let you forget it.
Its his go to for game night, if and when it has the chance to even happen
VERY anti pda, terrible about it and straight up won’t kiss or hold your hand in public.
Hell let you hold his arm like he’s escorting you, but that’s about it
in private though? Eugh he’s clingy
Perpetually exhausted, so whenever he finds some free time you’re on his bed or couch and he’s situated in the crook of your neck or into your side
Literally let him under your skin
its sensory seeking, he uses a weighted blanket to lull his insomniac ass to sleep when you aren’t around
otherwise he drapes you over him, careful not to crush his fragile, dilapidated body
”Hey, don’t treat me like some old geezer, I used to be a top agent for this country”
”I know darling, but the last time I laid on you we had to restart your heart”
”…”
He likes to organize things, and he’s taken to organizing your mess of an apartment
alphabetized your cds, color coordinated your closet
Donald jokes it’s his ocd but in reality it’s just how he copes with the stress of his unpredictable life
if everything is in its proper place, he can enforce peace amongst things
even if those “things” are just your socks
The teen guardians love you
like, looooove you
You bring Cecil his lunch or his favorite pen (he has a favorite pen btw) or just tag along to say hi and they all lose it
Rex is all over you, you’re like the mom he never had, but you let him drink and make Cecil be nice to him
When Monster Girl and Rudy go on their date, Amanda asks you to help her pick out an outfit
The Immortal isn’t so certain about you, but Kate likes you well enough so it works out
When Kate and the Immortal get engaged, The Immortal asks you to walk him down the aisle
yk since his mom and everyone he ever loved is long deceased
Of course you agree, and Cecil gets roped into attending.
Cecil likes when you wear soft, flowy clothing
he spends his entire life around stuffy uniforms and spandex neon costumes
Your floral sundress holds a unique appeal to him
He likes to dance with you in the kitchen to old music, older than he is
He just has antique taste, he says
He likes to hold the small of your back and lead with a wide arm, quietly floating with you in your apartment kitchen
Hes not much of a talker in private, preferring simple company
he loves hearing you talk, though
it reminds him why he has to be so good at his job
to protect people like you
or better, to protect you
NSFW HCS
Again, his body is creaky
but he’s surprisingly strong, all the years of physical enhancements and fake skin have done that to him
on that note, his artificial skin is super soft
Hes willowy, one of those people who thinned out with age
so he can’t top you easily, he struggles to find his footing and to keep himself upright when he’s just so focused on rutting into you
Can and has gone dizzy from overexerting himself before
he’s stoic to a fault, and has mastered his instincts, so quickies aren’t much of a thing for him
When he fucks you, it’s borderline erotic
When Cecil fucks you, it’s only because he wants you
He loves taste you, military swimming training and all the times he’s been choked by superheroes and supervillains means he has incredible breath holding abilities
Goes down on you for hours if you can last that long
you usually cant
hes good at what he does.
His hands are slender and long, bony at each knuckle
this is great for marking how deep inside of you he is, curling his fingers inside you at the hilt of his fingers. licks his fingers after I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT—
Big fan of the cowgirl position
His long, bony hands hold your hips firm as he bucks into you
hes not very verbal, and likes to put on music
the same music he dances with you to in the kitchen
it sets the mood for him, he says, noncommittaly
but you know he doesn’t need music to be ready to fuck his girl
He’s not one for pet names in bed, with the exclusion of “Dear” when he’s condescending you
or when he’s ramming you into the mattress
or you’re ramming him into the mattress, he’s not picky
Hes old and infertile (ew, wording…) so he’s not worried about anything in the world when he presses you down onto him as he cums, a shaky groan escaping him
You ask about roleplay, and when he inquires, you pull out a superhero costume
ew no, no no no
Literally the only time you’ve ever killed the mood
ifs okay though because once he explains that he cannot find superheroes hot in his line of work, he rails you until you’re starry eyed
idk, he’s a hard worker and he loves you to death, he’s gonna figure out how to use his body to the best of his ability
You DESERVE to be fucked this good, and by God he’s going to give it to you
It’s partially a pride thing
like yeah he’s old and disfigured and a hardass
but he makes you purr when he’s between your legs and scream when he’s inside you
Who Gives a shit if he’s a little dusty when he’s got the prettiest woman ever crying his name as he cups her cheek watching you bounce on him
He was a secret agent, they’re like always sexy it’s a rule
For my writer friends ^^
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING ME
fem!reader with cecil headcanons pleaseeeee (can be nsfw if you're fine with that:3)
SFW and NSFW Cecil X fem!Reader HCs
IF YOU ARE MY BSF DO NOT READ THIS. This has been your warning. I want this old man carnally, and it’s abt to be everyone’s problem. I’ll lyk when the nsfw starts so if you want to JUST read the SFW, there’ll be a warning.
hcs under the cut!
Ive been thinking about him like a mix of Batman and a veteran, and that’s not an incorrect opinion of him
he eats canned beans, on toast
“Cecil wtf…”
the first time you see this you literally force him to eat something else because no way that’s nutritious OR delicious
being basically the sole intelligent person keeping the earth safe, he has a hard time doing leisure activities, like going on dates
so a lot of your dates are work dates
playing tic tac toe while monitoring world ending threats
youre playing stardew valley together on opposite ends of the earth
he romances Maru, pragmatic, efficient, he skips all their heart cutscenes
Hes terrible at video games
Absolutely amazing at Monopoly though, and WILL NOT let you forget it.
Its his go to for game night, if and when it has the chance to even happen
VERY anti pda, terrible about it and straight up won’t kiss or hold your hand in public.
Hell let you hold his arm like he’s escorting you, but that’s about it
in private though? Eugh he’s clingy
Perpetually exhausted, so whenever he finds some free time you’re on his bed or couch and he’s situated in the crook of your neck or into your side
Literally let him under your skin
its sensory seeking, he uses a weighted blanket to lull his insomniac ass to sleep when you aren’t around
otherwise he drapes you over him, careful not to crush his fragile, dilapidated body
”Hey, don’t treat me like some old geezer, I used to be a top agent for this country”
”I know darling, but the last time I laid on you we had to restart your heart”
”…”
He likes to organize things, and he’s taken to organizing your mess of an apartment
alphabetized your cds, color coordinated your closet
Donald jokes it’s his ocd but in reality it’s just how he copes with the stress of his unpredictable life
if everything is in its proper place, he can enforce peace amongst things
even if those “things” are just your socks
The teen guardians love you
like, looooove you
You bring Cecil his lunch or his favorite pen (he has a favorite pen btw) or just tag along to say hi and they all lose it
Rex is all over you, you’re like the mom he never had, but you let him drink and make Cecil be nice to him
When Monster Girl and Rudy go on their date, Amanda asks you to help her pick out an outfit
The Immortal isn’t so certain about you, but Kate likes you well enough so it works out
When Kate and the Immortal get engaged, The Immortal asks you to walk him down the aisle
yk since his mom and everyone he ever loved is long deceased
Of course you agree, and Cecil gets roped into attending.
Cecil likes when you wear soft, flowy clothing
he spends his entire life around stuffy uniforms and spandex neon costumes
Your floral sundress holds a unique appeal to him
He likes to dance with you in the kitchen to old music, older than he is
He just has antique taste, he says
He likes to hold the small of your back and lead with a wide arm, quietly floating with you in your apartment kitchen
Hes not much of a talker in private, preferring simple company
he loves hearing you talk, though
it reminds him why he has to be so good at his job
to protect people like you
or better, to protect you
NSFW HCS
Again, his body is creaky
but he’s surprisingly strong, all the years of physical enhancements and fake skin have done that to him
on that note, his artificial skin is super soft
Hes willowy, one of those people who thinned out with age
so he can’t top you easily, he struggles to find his footing and to keep himself upright when he’s just so focused on rutting into you
Can and has gone dizzy from overexerting himself before
he’s stoic to a fault, and has mastered his instincts, so quickies aren’t much of a thing for him
When he fucks you, it’s borderline erotic
When Cecil fucks you, it’s only because he wants you
He loves taste you, military swimming training and all the times he’s been choked by superheroes and supervillains means he has incredible breath holding abilities
Goes down on you for hours if you can last that long
you usually cant
hes good at what he does.
His hands are slender and long, bony at each knuckle
this is great for marking how deep inside of you he is, curling his fingers inside you at the hilt of his fingers. licks his fingers after I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT—
Big fan of the cowgirl position
His long, bony hands hold your hips firm as he bucks into you
hes not very verbal, and likes to put on music
the same music he dances with you to in the kitchen
it sets the mood for him, he says, noncommittaly
but you know he doesn’t need music to be ready to fuck his girl
He’s not one for pet names in bed, with the exclusion of “Dear” when he’s condescending you
or when he’s ramming you into the mattress
or you’re ramming him into the mattress, he’s not picky
Hes old and infertile (ew, wording…) so he’s not worried about anything in the world when he presses you down onto him as he cums, a shaky groan escaping him
You ask about roleplay, and when he inquires, you pull out a superhero costume
ew no, no no no
Literally the only time you’ve ever killed the mood
ifs okay though because once he explains that he cannot find superheroes hot in his line of work, he rails you until you’re starry eyed
idk, he’s a hard worker and he loves you to death, he’s gonna figure out how to use his body to the best of his ability
You DESERVE to be fucked this good, and by God he’s going to give it to you
It’s partially a pride thing
like yeah he’s old and disfigured and a hardass
but he makes you purr when he’s between your legs and scream when he’s inside you
Who Gives a shit if he’s a little dusty when he’s got the prettiest woman ever crying his name as he cups her cheek watching you bounce on him
He was a secret agent, they’re like always sexy it’s a rule
Reblogging this for a specific friend. You know who.
i was born for loving you
👻 corpsecourse Follow
dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!
👻 corpsecourse Follow
i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
HELLO???????
🦇 battybrained Follow
i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers
🧛♂️ coffincreeper Follow
next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic
👻 corpsecourse Follow
it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam
🩸 f33d3r Follow
hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it
🐺vamplovingwolf Follow
isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews
What the fuck does that mean WHAT HAPPENED???
And stay down, shitty website
Operation: Still Not Okay (Not Okay May)
imnotokay.net is an old MCR fansite that's basically been dead since 2014. It's clunky, outdated, old, and overrun by bots - but it's also one of the coolest and most nostalgic pieces of MCR fan history. And, looking back at it... automated registration is still open.
I'd like to propose that on May 1, 2023, we all create accounts on the site and use it throughout the month of May, raising it from the dead! I've dubbed it, Not Okay May.
Note that you should use a unique password, an e-mail you're okay with getting spam, and not enter any private information, since the site doesn't use HTTPS.
If you're in, or if you have any more ideas for what we can do, reblog!
#shoes
Listen you pink blob. I will hold you in the most gentle way possible if it means a drop of serotonin.
tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:
Hello!!
Recently I have been looking into adopting clowns, but I’m not quite sure on where to start looking for information. I heard senior scare clowns are best for beginners in a few different posts. Can someone help me out?