Y'know Lil Bby Mans Aus? What If, Hear Me Out-

Hi I had no clue about the ao3 scraping until today, I don't think mine was scraped but I'm going to lock my current fic and any others that I upload soon. I'm genuinely really sorry to those who were scraped, I hope the bitch gets something done to them. Go lock your fics, make an account. If you want my fic updates before you're able to get an account just dm me.

Wild: Ancient Sheikah researchers, can you lick the science? 

Zelda (biologist): Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Sometimes, it licks you.

Paya (psychologist): Best not.

Purrah (computer scientist): Nothing else has make the code work, so you might as well try.

Symin (chemist): Dear Hylia NO! DON’T!

Robbie (roboticist): The tingle of blue energy on your tongue is how you know it’s working.

Jerrin (astronomer): …If your dedication to lick Uranus is what gets us to another planet, then so be it. 

Wild: Good to know.

More Damian being hilarious moments because his sense of humor speaks to me, pt. 2

pt. 1

Maddie and Jack Fenton get a wake up call, and it's in the worst possible way.

Their son got caught up in a plot via a Supervillain, and he and a bunch of other teen heroes are trapped in a room slowly filling with water. The Supervillain is broadcasting the footage to the world, and just letting it play. Forcing heroes to watch their mentees die.

The teen heroes can't get out.

Until their own son, Danny, takes a deep breath and orders them all behind him. That he can do something. But they'll have to handle the rest.

Then, Danny screams.

The wall is blown clean off.

The teen heroes swoop in to drag him along, and they leave the room.

What the teens don't know, however, is that the cameras throughout the entire facility are recording and broadcasting as they come into view. Apparently, the Supervillain had accounted for this and wanted to broadcast them dying from other traps.

But the professional teen heroes are doing a great job clearing everything out.

Danny is...looking unwell.

Jack and Maddie are concerned. They didn't know he was a Meta, so he definitely didn't practice that power; had he pushed himself too hard?

Then the teen heroes notice and start asking.

Danny answers.

He's terrified of his parents finding out he's a Meta. He has a contingency to run away if they do. He says his parents are only focused on their inventions and hunting a certain group of interdimensional beings. That because of his abilities and Ecto-contamination, their weapons keep hurting him and they refuse to get rid of them, so he clearly knows what they value more.

That they might think he's possessed and harm him to "fix" him.

That he has nightmares about waking up on the operating table in their basement, cut open with his organs missing.

That whenever he sees his mother holding a knife or his father holding a gun, he has to fight the urge to run for safety.

And Jack and Maddie, being stared down by Black Canary and Green Arrow (who had been sent to comfort but are now bracing to protect their own son from them), feel like someone has carved out their own organs.

They have to be better.

TLDR: Danny almost gets got by a Supervillain plot meant for others teen heroes he was around as a civilian, he knows he's being recorded in the beginning and uses the Ghostly Wail to break the walls to escape, and kinda sorta trauma dumps on the teen heroes not knowing he's forcing his parents to watch and listen to him list all their failures in 4k.

I have done it, I have made Wild a cryptid

“Pfffbbbttt -Wild! Your hair is in my mou- aghck”

Quick sketch while I wait for the bus. Because:

*please do not repost* *click for better quality*

There Be Clones (but not this one)

[In the case that Tim met Danny when Bruce is drifting in the time stream]

Everyone after interacting with Danny: Hey Tim, you wouldn't have per chance gained some firsthand experience with CADMUS tech, would you?

Tim, thinking about the Kon clones: Depends, why do you ask?

Alternatively:

Tim: Hey check out this really cool friend that I found!

Everybody: Tim... you cloned yourself didn't you?

Tim: Yes, and? I failed to see why that's relevant here.