Saw A Post Recently That Mentioned How Underrated Damian's Sense Of Humor Is, So I Went Ahead And Decided

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The biggest fuck you the bat kids can throw at Bruce is to appoint someone else as their father figure when they get mad at him.

Bruce doesn’t really care if they go to anyone else for help. It stings sure, but he trusts them. What he can’t handle is them going to someone for simple things like ice cream. Or movie night. Or quality time. That’s HIS job. You can partner with them, you better not try to parent them.

Once when kid Dick was pissed at Bruce for not allowing him to be violent towards a villain, he’d grabbed Superman’s hand and declared he wanted Uncle Clark to tend to his injuries and tuck him in bed.

The amount of jealousy and anger radiating off the Bat was so enormous Superman almost thought the man was about to stab him with a Kryptonite sword and couldn’t stop fearing for his life.

Then came Jason, and after getting mad at Bruce for not letting him buy five libraries, he finds Alfred and spends the day as his son, calling himself Jason Penyworth. When Tim came along, he was once fed up with Bruce’s antics and dragged Dick - who had just entered after a gruelling week - out of the mansion, declaring he wanted a different parental figure and insisted they get takeout and have an arcade night. Hell even when Stephanie stormed off and decided to crash at Barbara’s instead of the mansion, Oracle could’ve sworn that Bruce was pouting under his mask, silently sulking at his rejection.

And Damian, well Damian had heard stories of all of this happening, and although he wasn’t a child and refused to throw petty tantrums like the rest of the siblings, one day Bruce’s advice wears on his last nerve and he marches upto the figure reading a book on the other end of the room before demanding they go out to an art studio that day.

He grabs hold of the hand, hears him stuttering behind him but doesn’t pay any heed. Grayson wouldn’t mind after all. He was sure of it. They go outside, and Damian whirls around, about to declare that he wanted to go to the art gallery and spend the night somewhere other than the mansion when his eyes meet a pair of confused blue ones and the words die down in his throat.

He could feel the heat building on his face as he and Tim stared at each other for a few seconds.

It wasn’t his fault Drake and Grayson looked so damn similar! And Drake was sitting on Richard’s spot! Why was the failure doing that?? He knew it, he was trying to throw Damian off his hand and he’d succeeded! He was going to turn around, and hand Damian off to Bruce. Served him right for being so mindless.

Damian knows he should say something, but his mind was blank. He stuttered, furiously trying to think of an explanation before the other man chuckles and lets Kon know he won’t be available for the rest of the day.

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time – The lighthearted story of two murderous little kids plotting to thwart the plans of a foreign dignitary…based on some pretty shaky evidence. 

sorry for dissapearing for many months the prodigal son has returned with a new hyperfixation

DPxDC au where Danny tells Jazz about the portal accident immediately and she insists they leave asap, so Danny has the complication of discovering his powers while hitch-hiking or otherwise traveling to Gotham/Metropolis/Wherever. For angst and plot, maybe Danny gets kidnapped by meta traffickers since he can't reliably hide his powers and Jazz, unsatisfied with how the police are handling it, tracks down a hero for help.

Ooh. I’d assume they’d probably try to go to a place that knows about the supernatural. Zatanna Zatarra, Batman, Justice League Dark, Shazam, all of them could be people they go to.

Not only would it make discovering his powers a bit easier, but having a mentor could totally change the ways he fights ghosts

“Leaving a fang out is vampire blepping” lead to “astarion yawns like a cat”

I think Four's not the only one stuck making things he breaks over and over again for Wild

Because...

Sky made him a noticeably delicate spoon to cook with

And it was already well established in the chain that they know perfectly well Wild breaks *everything*

And then we see him using another Sky-made spoon in the art

I'm thinking it goes something like this:

Wild, approaching cautiously with Sky's favourite food in hand: Skyyyyyyy

Sky: Yep. Here you go. *pulls another elaborately carved ladle out of his bag and hands it to him*

Wild, giving food as an offering: Thank you... Sorry

Sky: *smiles and pulls more wood out* (he likes the excuse for more carving projects)

i had a dream recently that wild used the four sword and its magic split him into his past, present and future selves 🤔 so ofc i had to draw this concept

they should make it easier

astarion after drinking your blood