When They Say Dick Grayson Family Move Was The Quadruple Flip They Mean This Trick:

Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics

Wild: Ancient Sheikah researchers, can you lick the science? 

Zelda (biologist): Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Sometimes, it licks you.

Paya (psychologist): Best not.

Purrah (computer scientist): Nothing else has make the code work, so you might as well try.

Symin (chemist): Dear Hylia NO! DON’T!

Robbie (roboticist): The tingle of blue energy on your tongue is how you know it’s working.

Jerrin (astronomer): …If your dedication to lick Uranus is what gets us to another planet, then so be it. 

Wild: Good to know.

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

Danny lands at the feet of his cloning template, and in a desperate bid to not get murdered by said template, he gave a wry smile before saying, "HI, dad." He then used the moment of stunned silence to escape.

A week later, he regrets his decision as he walks down the stairs to find his template in his living room, interrogating his tied up parents.

Y’all think about those rare times when Batman talks about his sons before they were introduced to the justice league he talks bout his ‘babies’

Batman: ahh yes nightwing, he’s my little boy. Always is full of energy. I love him. He’s just a happy little boy. In fact I have called him here and there he is, my little boy, a bundle of joy he is.

Nightwing: *a fully grown man with the height of 6’0 and almost the size of Batman himself* hey guys :D

JL: that’s not a little boy???

Batman: *pointing to red hood* this is my baby, he’s just a precious baby and I love him so, he is fragile so please don’t make contact. He’s so cute and precious, he’s my precious baby boy.

Redhood: *a 6’2 man, absolutely covered in guns and is the size (if not slightly bigger) then Batman himself, glaring at all of them* don’t talk shit b

Batman: language.

JL: THATS NOT A BABY BOY???

Batman: this is my other son, he is my little genius. He’s so full of innocence and so pure, I love him dearly. Don’t be fooled by that stare, he’s so full of love he can hardly contain it. In fact he is friend shape.

Red robin: *staring down the JL with his Batman glare, already in a fighting stance* I will not hesitate

JL: I do not feel safe

Batman: this is robin, my son. He is very nice, though he might pick at you slightly, he is harmless. He can be prickly be warned but overall he is such a lovely baby and I love him so much

Robin: *gripping his swords, glaring at them ready to fight*

JL: oh my god we’re gonna die

catboy Damian i will miss you 🥺

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

Bonding Over Hero Caretaking

(This is a little funny idea I had.) Mr. Lancer and Alfred are apart of an anonymous group that vents to each other about the hero's they keep an eye on so they don't end themselves by accident via something like not eating. Alfred finds what Lancer says concerning seeing as he hasn't heard B or the others comment on a hero described as Lancer has said. He talks to Barb about it but her AND Tim can't find out who Lancer is or where he is. Talks happen, Alfred starts talking to Lancer in private msgs at first as a way to get info but then he genuinely likes the talks. He decides that even after they find the unknown hero he's going to stay in contact with Lancer. Lancer just likes having a friend he can rant to about Danny without putting the teen in danger. Once they do find Amity they shut down the AECA and the GIW, they also offer Phantom a place in the YJ till he's old enough to join the JL. Throughout this Lancer and Alfred have kept in touch and Lancer even took trips to visit Alfred at times. One day, while out and about, Steph stumbles upon Alfred while he was making a Grocery run at a Cafe with Lancer. She stops by to say hi, only to be told by Alfred that while its lovely to see her, he's on a date. He kept the others out of her dates and he'd appreciate privacy for his, she leaves and immediately gossips with Cass since she wont tell anyone else till Alfred's date is over. Lancer x Alfred

Living Ghost

(quick explanation for my buddies who don’t know Zelda lore: Thanks to wacky time space shenanigans this Link has ended up in a time period long after the events of the games he was in.  He stumbles across his own grave and reunites with a spirit he befriended as a kid who has been watching over said grave.  Poor guy just can’t catch a break when it comes to time shenanigans.)

EDIT: I wrote a short sequel to this!  You can read it here

time should start throwing rocks too it would be funny

(obvs not canon to lu at all but i will never say no to a girl whose also a troublemaker)