My Future

I’m a history professor at some prestigious private college with an extensive history

All of my students are terrified of me but they love me anyway

I keep an apple on my desk just to let it slowly decay

I own a human skull that also sits on my desk

They’re too nervous to ask if it’s real or where i got it

I bring baked goods to my 8 AM classes because i stress bake and i’m constantly stressed

i wear a poachers coat with elbow patches and occasionally pull a huge book out of my pocket and sit down to read it

I let myself age and don’t become one of those people who cope by making age jokes

i emotionally bully the bigots and racists in my class through well structured debate and in the margins of their assignments

i push my students to do their best and don’t give them any allowances

i’m banging the english professor

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dark academia mood

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