scaramouche x reader, social media au (smau)
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sypnosis: an obsessive fan has been following you around the block asking for a date and in an attempt to get him off your radar you tell him a random person on the street was your boyfriend, well surprise! it was the lead singer of a rival band, scaramouche!
genre: smau, fluff, suggestive, fake-dating, gender neutral reader, band au
disclaimer: late uploads because I have school
taglist: closed :(
featuring. . .
FORGET ME NOTS' | 6REEZE
SEASON 1
00 : prologue
01 : calm b4 the storm
02 : answer the phone
03 : lovers?
- 3.5 : kiss me
04 : past & present
05 : song writing
06 : about you
07 : tba
08 : annual comp
09 : oh.
10 : delivered
SEASON 2
11 : we need 2 talk
12 : coffee & convos
13 : tba
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Malleus Draconia x fem!reader
Summary: Congratulations! Out of all the noble ladies that were in line to become a princess and soon-to-be queen consort, you had been chosen. Oh, what's this? But you aren't married off to your kingdom and is, in fact, married to another country whom raged war with yours for decades on end?
You find yourself face-to-face with an enemy of your homeland, hands held in marriage and surrounded in a pretty little illusion of a happy wedding with flowers and smiles of all whom watched. You begin to wonder if your life had already ended the moment you stepped foot outside your homeland, taking a gulp at the frightening look on the prince of this twisted kingdom that you'll be ruling alongside him. Maybe you should try to get to know him and make peace.. Maybe he might turn out to be not so scary after all.
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Chapter 1 - The Beginning of an End
Chapter 2 - The Day I've Been Betrothed
Chapter 3 - Teas, Cakes, and the Sleeping Beauty
Chapter 3.5 - A Step Into the Social Circle
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imagine itoshi rin having a celebrity crush on you, hollywood’s newest scream queen. as an actress and part-time director, its no surprise that your movies sell out so quickly in the box office. you’re a charming character off and on screen with a powerhouse performance. you can easily play both the final girl and occasionals serial killers. it’s hard not to fall in love with your screen presence.
what has rin over the moon for you are your interviews with popular channels like deadmeat. you always seem so happy when it comes to talking about horror movies, especially when it comes to practical effects. in your eyes, modern horror movies rely too much on cheap jumpscares (something rin wholeheartedly agrees). its clear in the way you carry yourself that you had a strong passion for horror movies. you share similar quips regarding the shining, and at that point you’ve basically sealed yourself as rin’s ideal type (you might as well tie the knot now).
picture your surprise when during one of your interviews, a reporter asked you how you felt towards the world famous football player’s confession: “i can name more movies (name) has been in than the names of my lukewarm teammates.”
IN IT TO WIN IT. — a childe × gn!reader smau
synopsis. fake-dating for a month, no strings attached. first one to catch feelings loses, and the winner takes home a prize. a dare's a dare — it should be easy, no? except, childe's playboy status didn't just come out of his ass, and somehow, it feels as if the game's rigged in his favour. but you won't go down without a fight either, because winning would ensure your continued enrollment in the prestigious teyvat u. — why else would you have taken his offer up? both of you are in it to win it, yet ‘it’ seems to have a different definition for him that it is for you...
content. smau + written, fake dating, one-sided pining, college au, slowburn, fluff, crack, angst
warnings. cursing, detailed warnings will be given at each specific chapter.
updates. a chapter a day at the most, a chapter a month at the very least. all chapters will be uploaded at 11PM GMT+8 no matter the day.
taglist. @qingxinnies @d-luc @intothegenshinworld @abyssals-prince @i23kazu @aeongiies @theblueblub @akagism2 @letthewindlead @pyrrhicgaze @raingoesboomboom @duckyyyx @yakshaas @ilyuu @ajaxstar @versadies @aimynx
( send an ask to be added/removed, or if you've changed your url )
reblogs help a lot ty <333
MASTERLIST + EXTRAS UTC.
meet the gang. broke bitches // dicks(z)
PART ONE — THE DARE.
genius.
broke bitches.
tba...
synopsis: WAKE UP, EAT, GET READY, STREAM, EAT, TALK WITH FRIENDS, RINSE, REPEAT... SIMPLY A MUNDANE LIFE, SOMETHING THAT YOU CRAVED FOR A FEW YEARS BACK. BUT HOW WILL LIFE PLAY OUT WHEN YOU SOMEHOW BECOME FRIENDS AND FANS GO WILD? HOW WILL IT ALL PLAY OUT?
status: COMING SOON
pairing: STREAMER! SCARAMOUCHE X STREAMER! FEM! READER
warnings: MDNI SWEARING, KYS "JOKES", DRAMA, DARK HUMOR, BROKEN HUMOR, HEAVY TOPICS, BETRAYAL
main characters:
CLD HOUSE
ARENA HOUSE
extras:
NEWS ACCOUNTS
FAN ACCOUNTS
ACT ONE:
who?
what tf is up childe
TBA
NOT MIYA FUELING THE WHOLE THING
can you keep a secret?
summary: you've managed to settle into your new workplace with a group of chaotic but caring coworkers who love to chat. the only problem? the new young department head, ayato kamisato, who seems to have it out for you. will you make it out unscathed? the rumor mill is already churning...
notes: fem!reader. this is an experiment from when i decided to have fun in discord. i didn't have a clear way to delineate between the two group chats, but hopefully the divider is clear enough. this may be continued based on interest (so let me know); otherwise meant to be a silly one-off!
chapter 1: say cheese
[next ch] ->
MALLLLLLLLLLL
NEW PHONE, WHO'S THIS? | MALLEUS DRACONIA x READER SMAU
GENRE! social media au; fluff; crack; semi-strangers-to-lovers SUMMARY! malleus draconia texts you randomly, mistaking you for lilia vanrouge. gaining a sudden interest in helping him fix his texting style, you decide to befriend him. but maybe things go a little farther than that. WARNINGS! swearing; CREATION DATE! april 22, 2023 STATUS! ongoing, regular updates
PLAYLIST! spotify
CHARACTERS! baWLing | Diasomnia.
ACT I: hey, i dont want what we had i. oldass man tbh ii. piss off, lilia iii. getting that bank ✩ iv. pp (peepaw pranking) v. hallway encounter ✩ vi. homework disaster vii. essay hell ✩ viii. passed ix. tba
ACT II: when i got what i got tba
ACT III: they're so hot, dot dot... dot tba
TAGLIST! @shutupkida @midnightgreenmatcha @ruggiethethuggie @booming-spam @yuainchi @flqyd-is-lost @hollowedtime @oepionie @nthee @the-dumber-scaramouche @flmer @kociokwiksstuff @noidonothavetimeforthis @fluffimemes @dxmoness @ravenkake @lunavixia @yuyumaru @lordoftheshrooms @sxftiebee @yo4sblog @luvcalico @miniaturelunar @tsunotaro-san @cerisescherries @gothic-illustrations @sugarrush-blush
COMRADES, THE HEAVENS HAS LENT THEIR GIFT UPON US
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
“did you hear? nmakii hit 700!” “…oh it’s also almost valentines.”
— happy valentines!! i got inspired by my school’s play and immediately had to do this UGHHHH so good
instruction manual:
pick a blue lock character + a disney princess!
send it in as a request
thats it. i didnt know what else to put here
i mean maybe hopefully well known princesses cause im ngl idk some stories like the story of the black cauldron
queue:
something there — itoshi s. x beauty and the beast
kiss the girl — bachira m. x the little mermaid
an endless diamond sky — kaiser m. x aladdin
once upon a dream — itoshi r. x sleeping beauty
a girl worth fighting for! — itoshi r. x mulan
now that i see you — chigiri h. x tangled
one jump ahead — mikage r. x aladdin
honor to us all — itoshi s. x mulan
tale as old as time — isagi y. x beauty and the beast
when we’re human — kaiser m. x princess and the frog
so this is love? — karasu t. x cinderella
for the one i love — yukimiya k. x snow white
one love, only for you — ness a. x snow white
as the sun will rise — kaiser m. x beauty and the beast
make a man out of you? — chigiri h. x mulan
the gift of song — niko i. x sleeping beauty
lavender blue — hiori y. x cinderella
## ❝ after the events of the phantom bride wedding, ace started wondering whether he still had the ability to charm girls. he hasn’t thought about anyone romantically in years, hasn’t really flirted with anyone either, what if he’s gone out of it? perhaps it’s time to put his talents to the test; with the person who hates him most, no less. if he can charm her, he can charm anyone. ❞
ace trappola x fem!reader smau
status ongoing ; 3rd august 2023 - ? ? ?
taglist open ; drop a comment or send an ask to be added !
## WARNINGS : fem reader. lowercase writing. english is not my first language. heavy cussing. crack. fluff. angst. enemies to lovers. affectionate bullying. sewerslide jokes. ooc characters. not fully canon compliant. will update
## AUTHORS NOTE : thx to my new mootie ( @solxima ) for inspiring me & gabs ( @gabirii ) my pookie for encouraging me to write this !!!! i am very excited for it and i hope yall are too! likes comments n reblogs are much appreciated <3
war crimes & terrorism | first year fiasco | playlist
[00] - perhaps.. i'm maidenless?
[01] - "i'd rather die"
[02] - a "friendly" game of monopoly
[03] - call me riddle rosehearts
[04] - # # #
[05] - ^ ^ ^