('Hairy Locomotion' C.1959 By Remedios Varo)

nevertheless, we ball

told my dad I’m gonna be Spock for Halloween and he immediately went “Are you gonna have a Kirk for your Spock?” what a way for my father to call me bitchless

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

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a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes