Me As A Parent

Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape

Male catboys of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your balls

it’s literally so easy for me to get into the void state- I literally straight up affirmed for 2 minutes and got into it. in less than 5 minutes I was literally in the void. I keep saying literally because this is literally what happened and it happens every time in shift into the void too. my power >>>

The void still surprises me like you can just get your dream life by just going to sleep. Means by the time we wake up,we will be having every fucking thing we have designed!! Isn't that amazing???!!

EXACTLY!! it’s literally amazing and the void should not ne overcomplicated at all <3

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

INSTANT MANIFESTATION FROM TODAY

So, for my first ever actual post on here, imma tell y'all how I literally instantly manifested food deadass like 2 hours ago.

So you guys a couple hours ago outta nowhere I jus think "Hmm, I kinda want sum food 🌚". Like I just think to myself that I'm hungry asl, and I didn't really say it but I kinda wanted mcdonalds too! I think my thought and then move on, and lemme tell y'all 3O MINUTES AGO MY DAD BROUGHT IN SUM FOOD!!! It wasn't just any food either, it was sum MCDONALDS BITCHH 👏🏾👏🏾!

So basically, at the end of the day children, you can just think of your desire, let that bitch go and IT'S GON HAVE TO COME TO YOU!

I rest my case 🍷

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.