Latest Posts by virtualvixxxen - Page 3
The neurodivergent urge to do this
Super disappointed to find out this is talking about a particularly warm current and not a powerful Weather Ape
texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock
Wishing all of you a Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
DRACULAURA IS VEGAN BECAUSE SHES AFRAID OF THE STEAK
THE STAKE
OH MY GOD
if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather
A. explore a black hole
B. explore the entire ocean
You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???
mercury is in reverse cowgirl again
I need money for groceries 🙏🏽❤️
veenmo
p@ypal
ca$happ
me and the only other person still wearing a mask in the store
And when everyone’s autistic…no one will be
If you’re gonna read one article about the bitcoin crash please read this one, it’s so funny
“That sent shockwaves through the crypto community, since stablecoins are supposedly backed by real assets and aren’t just Monopoly money.”
“And if you listened to Matt Damon during his Super Bowl commercial for Crypto.com, insisting that “fortune favors the brave,” you’re probably kicking yourself.”
“For its part, Tether issued a statement early Thursday insisting that everything was fine, something you’ll just have to take their word for because they’ve never been audited.”
“kink belongs at pride” - tired, desiccated, queerphobic discourse
“make the golf course a public sex forest” - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward
Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.
pov: it’s 1980 and a young black man just bought a Devo cassette tape from the record store.
Congrats to star wars and Disney for finally growing a spine, it only took them 4 years, two movies, and a pair of promising young actors who’d be legally and morally right to body slam into hell every single person who harassed them
haircut
this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
loving this. site had a bit of a quiet period but now its back-to-back hits. staff showing their ass. the entirety of northern europe getting a callout post. megapope goes on another deranged rant and then immediately deactivates. amazing start to pride month, i’m expecting even more. i want to see the most tasteless corporate cash-ins and the most absurd kink-at-pride discourse. i want raytheon putting rainbow stickers on missiles they’re sending to ukraine. azov battalion rainbow flag. i want the down with cis bus again but now they’re all fucking each other, cocks flapping in the wind. love it. renaissance.
"Don't Starve At Your Swedish Friend's House": a survival game where you have to navigate the house and find food without being seen by the family