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*wrapping you in a blanket* stop putting yourself down sweetie.

“But it’s tru-”

*handing you a cookie* maybe, but it still doesn’t help you at all, not to recover or to feel better

“But I don’t know how to be positive about mysel-”

*putting the kettle on* right, that’s because it’s really hard and not something that enough kids are actively taught. You have to start in the neutral, with statements like “I am a person” or “this is what I made today,” or finding tiny things you like about yourself, like your eyes or your music taste or the way you leave long comments on fan fiction or how you can always get dogs to trust you.

“But sometimes I mess up or I forge-”

*putting tea leaves in the tea pot* of course you do, that’s human nature, and healing isn’t linear. Don’t put yourself down about that imperfection either, just decide to try again tomorrow.

“But I don’t deserve to feel bette-”

*pouring hot water into the teapot* all human beings deserve basic respect and the ability to live their lives, and being kind to yourself will almost certainly help you be kind to others and become an even better person.

“But I-”

*handing you a cup of tea* baby, listen, there are no objections. You deserve good things and that includes good thoughts in your head — that’s a gift you can grant yourself with time. I believe in you. Hug?

Admit it, you smiled too :)

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

Ohhhhh myyy...

@rinacchin @rinacchin @rinacchin @rinacchin @rinacchin THE LAST… 1. Drink: Faxe Kondi or soda 2. Phone call: ... Mom 3.Text message: ... Mom 4. Song you listened to: Good together- HONNE 5.Time you cried: 🤔 6. Dated someone twice: ain't got time for that! 7. Been Cheated on: you need to be dating for that to happen🙄 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: about 20 different people.. 9. Lost someone special: My dog. 10. Been depressed: depressed, anxiety, stress. Umm yes. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: i drink to much, so yeah it has definitely happen 😄 LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 1: Black
2: blue, green, nature.. 
3: Grey IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15. Made new friends: Yes, people from the age of 48 to 16! 16. Fallen out of love: naah,,. 17. Laughed until you cried: yes, today several times actually 25/4-17 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Don't really care 🤷🏼‍♀️ 19. Met someone who changed you: Yes. 20. Found out who your true friends are: Not Really.. or maybe🤔 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Facebook list? If friend list, then yes! GENERAL… 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like 10%-20% i dont know? 23. Do you have any pets: I uden to have a rabbit, a cat and a dog. Then we got a new dog, shared with mom. It is at her place... 24. Do you want to change your name: Yes! 25. What did you do for your last birthday: I served lunch for my family. 26. What time did you wake up: around 8 in the morning. But depends on the day. Like mondays I first have class at 1:30 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: listening to Music or sleeping. I always have my headphones in. 28. Name something you cannot wait for: I finish school on the 7 Jun. ( the thing before Uni..) 29. When was the last time you saw your mother: Last Sunday, was visiting her in my home town:-) 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: How much time do we have? 😅 I can't change it, so I won't stress over it. Just shape my future:-) 31. What are you listening to right now: Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes, a very common name in my country. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People being disrespectful and people that get involved and complain over other people's life, like it has something to do with them. Like don't you have own to worry about m, gezz!! 34. Most visited website: YT, Tumblr, Does Spotify count? 35. Elementary:? Finish 36. High School: Hhm? 🤔 37. College: hmm? 38. Hair color: most my own natural color, but more light in the ends. 39. Long or short hair: Long.. but I consider getting it shoulder length again.. 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Idols. But no. 41. What do you like about yourself: My mind, way of seeing the world. My wonder for the world. And my eyes😁 42. Piercings: 8, all in ears. 43. Blood type: don't know! 44. Nickname: What was my name again? 🤔 45.Relationship status: single as a person can be! 46.Zodiac sign: Aquarius 47.Pronouns: She/Her 48.Favorite tv show: Orange is the new black! And I don't really watch tv.. 49.Tattoos: nope, but for something planed! 50.Right or left hand: right hand! FIRST… 51. Surgery: I don't think so🤔 52. Piercing: whaat? 54.Sport: Hiking, trail. 55.Vacation: The whole world! 56. Pair of trainers: ????????? 57. Eating: nothing.. it is past 10 in the evening her. 58. Drinking: just drank a glass of milk😱 59. I’m about to: sleep and change song 61. Waiting for: Getting ma brace of in two days!! And that my knee gets al right so I can exercise again! 62. Want: Cuddles.. and sleep. 63. Get married: Not interested 64. Career: Traveler. WHICH IS BETTER… 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs 66. Lips or eyes: 🤔 67. Shorter or taller: Taller 68. Older or younger: Older 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Both! 71. Sensitive or loud: Both. 72. Hook-up or relationship: Both is good😏 73.Troublemaker or hesitant: in between! But not to hesitant. HAVE YOU EVER… 74.Kissed a stranger?: Yes, to many. 75.Drank hard liquor? : Yes 76.Lost glasses contact/lenses? : No, but I feel asleep with contacts in. And woke up with what felt like snot in my eyes.. 77.Turned someone down?: Yes.. 78.Sex on first date?: Depends. 79.Broken someone’s heart?: Yes 80.Had your heart broken?: No 81.Been arrested?: No. 82.Cried when someone died?: Yeah. 83.Fallen for a friend?: No DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84.Yourself?: Depends.. 85.Miracles?: Maybe? 86.Love at first sight?: No 87.Santa Claus?: Noooee. 88.Kiss on the first date?: I kiss strangers,, I mean 🤷🏼‍♀️ depends. 89.Angels?: .... OTHER…. 90.Current best friend’s name: none. Or maybe Stella.. 91.Eye color: Blue, grey, green, dark light thing:-) 92. Favorite movie: 🤔 Not Sure

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

A mechanical musical marvel from the late 1800s.

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